You wake up feeling something aint right and then a bright doorway of light appears..

Grey who? This guy: Charles Grey? British politician who as prime minister (1830-1834) implemented parliamentary and social reforms, notably the abolition of slavery throughout the British Empire. ;)
 
solidsoldier said:
For the record, I am talking about greys. To be honest with you all not much scares me. I spent a year as an infantryman in Iraq, 101st was the spearhead of the invasion. Even that wasn't so bad. But those grey ****ers with the big black eyes... :eek: the scare the holy bu-jesus out of me.
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The grays are friendly. :cool:
 
BWHAHAH I'm sending my buddy over. BTW, I bet ya didn't know Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon used my friend's nose as a pattern for Michael.
 
DaveH said:
I bet ya didn't know Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon used my friend's nose as a pattern for Michael.
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:barf: :barf: :barf:
and my excitement at being abducted by aliens goes right out the window... :p :p :p
 
yeah, plus "Jesus Juice" ( now wine in a soft drink can) as michael likes to call it, was not always wine in a can. Let's just say the aliens where pleased to give that up, with a little coaxing from the gloved one.
 
Chris,
Yeah, Jens sure spiced up my CQB pretty good! It's one of my absolute favorite knives and on the bedstand every night together with a Glock 34 and a Surefire 6P!:D

Bo
 
WileECoyote said:
The grays are friendly. :cool:
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Hold on to your sperm and ova people... anal probes all around!
 
that "alien" would meet a .50AE jacketed hollow point from my degal :D
or a 3 round burst from a m-p5k i wish i had :( :( :(

id take a becker crewman just to clean up
 
On the one hand, our technology, including weapons, is probably in the stone-age compared to a race that can travel light years within their lifetime. But if they come start some $h@t here on Earth, they'll find that no species is as naturally violently opposed to taking crap from anybody they don't have to as human beings. Sure, they COULD enslave us, but if what I see on the news is any indication of human stubborness and violent tendencies, we'll make it a real chore for me.

And if that doesn't work, there are plenty of decked out, heat-packin redneck crazies out there (not unlike myself :D) that'll give em hell.

If they want to abduct someone, they picked the wrong house! (Kukri beats alien)

_z
 
A strong heart and my Surefire E2e, these guys are small, you don't need much, they always run away. Just dont look into the light, it's like a deer being blinded by head lights.

But if you lose your body then go into the light.

What the hell am I talking about anyway?

Of couse my Seb would be in my pocket.
 
rover said:
Probably my Strider M1A or a Karambit. What does Alien taste like?
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Their skin is soft and their bones are so weak you can eat them too. They taste like the best chick you have ever eaten but less meat. Now the brains are real tasty, but be careful if you eat too much you will get sick. And be careful they burn very very easily and have very poor eye site, that's why they need such bright lights to see. It happens when you travel a large distance in space, you get spaced out and cannot live on a plant again because the gravity is too much and the sun is too much and they have no resistance to our stuff at all.

Anyway after I woke up I had a cup of tea, realized it was just a stupid dream and went back to sleep. Where the hell did my cat go?
 
Ok, let's sum up what we're (possibly) facing here. From the cra..err alleged eye witness accounts from "abductees" the little grey demons have:

1.) The ability to paralyze all voluntary muscle function of a victim BEFORE making their entrance into your inner sanctum. That is to say, they can stop your voluntary body movements cold from a distance.

2.) The ability to make everyone in the area fall into a much heavier than normal sleep which keeps their evil activities from being rudely disturbed by a well meaning neighbor coming over with his SKS or Ak-47 and breaking up the party.

3.) The alleged ability to move thru walls the way you and I go thru a doorway into the next room. I find this to be particularly disturbing.

4.) Communication by means of telepathy. One could assume this means they can also pick up your intentions before you physically initiate the thought/intention.

This really stacks the deck in their favor and pretty much makes null and void any edged weapon response we might wish to indulge in. Don't get me wrong, I'd like nothing more than to lop the heads off a couple of these evil little devils with a Bowie. But...unless I'm wearing my aluminum foil hat that blocks their paralyzing rays, I see an unwilling medical exam/anal probe in my near future if they show up in my bedroom one night. :eek: :barf: :barf: :eek:
I need to go get more aluminum foil...

Oh, BTW, if I could use a knife to unzip a couple of'em, I'd like to use my Ontario/Bagwell "Fortress". [insert wicked grinning smiley here]. :D
 
misque said:
Ok, let's sum up what we're (possibly) facing here. From the cra..err alleged eye witness accounts from "abductees" the little grey demons have:

1.) The ability to paralyze all voluntary muscle function of a victim BEFORE making their entrance into your inner sanctum. That is to say, they can stop your voluntary body movements cold from a distance.

2.) The ability to make everyone in the area fall into a much heavier than normal sleep which keeps their evil activities from being rudely disturbed by a well meaning neighbor coming over with his SKS or Ak-47 and breaking up the party.

3.) The alleged ability to move thru walls the way you and I go thru a doorway into the next room. I find this to be particularly disturbing.

4.) Communication by means of telepathy. One could assume this means they can also pick up your intentions before you physically initiate the thought/intention.

This really stacks the deck in their favor and pretty much makes null and void any edged weapon response we might wish to indulge in. Don't get me wrong, I'd like nothing more than to lop the heads off a couple of these evil little devils with a Bowie. But...unless I'm wearing my aluminum foil hat that blocks their paralyzing rays, I see an unwilling medical exam/anal probe in my near future if they show up in my bedroom one night. :eek: :barf: :barf: :eek:
I need to go get more aluminum foil...

Oh, BTW, if I could use a knife to unzip a couple of'em, I'd like to use my Ontario/Bagwell "Fortess". [insert wicked grinning smiley here]. :D
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Your forgetting something here! They can not do these things if you have the proper metal shape power tool with the proper tempering. Their technology is based on sound waves and light waves, any knife that has been used in hard work will do. The foil did not work those people all went crazy because they were scared of sharp things. But do not let the knife get too far from your hip or it will not work. Unless it is titanium layered over S30V or BG-42, this so very powerful they can not get with in 100 miles of you. I like my Seb, small ones work best. Because of the orgon layer things work backward in their world. In their world the smaller you are the stronger you are, they just got to head high and they puffed up and went crazy.

You see they do not understand us yet, they could only capture the weak fools, not real men like us. So they have a very wrong view of this world, and they are scared of what they did and know we will get them all with our in build in pollution.

Now it's time for some tea so I can wake up today.
 
Gott en Himmel, any more of these scenario threads and I'll fall on my saber!!
Nice pics though.
Dark Ops take me away!
 
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