You'll shake your head ruefully. . .

Square_peg said:
This way the axe is completely useless for any work harder than cutting a steak
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But... thats a splitting head... you'd just mush the steak and shatter the dish.
SOMEONE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THAT STEAK AND PLATES COST MONEY! T_T


lmfao, now I'm picturing some SUPER COOL OMG UBER TACTICAL STEAMPUNK APOCALYPSE serrated axe.
In fact, can someone just MAKE one, now? The lols will be immense
 
What have you done! now that will be the next 100 wilderness kickstarters! Although I would so love it if somehow it turns out that it triples the efficiency of an ax, but nobody did it on account of all of humanity thinking it was a stupid idea. I'd be doing that right now if I had a spare ax, and a workshop.
 
gadgetgeek said:
Although I would so love it if somehow it turns out that it triples the efficiency of an ax, but nobody did it on account of all of humanity thinking it was a stupid idea.
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If the serrations were deep enough, it wouldn't chop faster, but what it hit would pulp more...

GOD DAMMIT I JUST PROOF-OF-CONCEPT'D A JOKE WEAPON

as if there werent enough ridiculous axe-mace hybrids on the market
 
Even better, its gotta be the wiltshire eversharp double scalloped serrations, you know the ones I mean, where they have a large serration pattern that is also serrated? Also now I want a cutco serrated machete. I don't know why, but it seems like a thing that exists and would be useless. either that or I'm loosing my sanity, I hate serrations under pretty well all conditions. Maybe if the ax wasn't serrated as much as fluted.... nope, I've lost it!
 
Only the finest :thumbup:

Pretty sure the user gets hurt with the chain axe.

Since this thread is fun I was searching pictures. I did find this interesting:

The Pig

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Maybe one in 3-5lbs or so would be mean. knock knock :)
 
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