Off Topic Your all invited to Australia 🦘🇦🇺

My sister lives in Melbourne so I’ve been to Australia a number of times, the wines good, VB is like piss, the food was fantastic, the coffee was overrated the locals are friendly. The snakes are active in the park at all times of the year. The red back was in the barbecue, the whitetail ended up in the hoover. The Roos knocked over the patio furniture. I got pissed on a trip to Nsw and had a float down the Murray in tyre at midnight. The paddle steamers are cool too. And the locust was enormous. Christmas Beetles are crunchy. Can’t wait till the next trip. If they let me back in….
 
My sister lives in Melbourne so I’ve been to Australia a number of times, the wines good, VB is like piss, the food was fantastic, the coffee was overrated the locals are friendly. The snakes are active in the park at all times of the year. The red back was in the barbecue, the whitetail ended up in the hoover. The Roos knocked over the patio furniture. I got pissed on a trip to Nsw and had a float down the Murray in tyre at midnight. The paddle steamers are cool too. And the locust was enormous. Christmas Beetles are crunchy. Can’t wait till the next trip. If they let me back in….
This all checks out... Your welcome here anytime. I'm on the next river up the Murrumbidgee. Tractor tyre tubes are the best river cruisers 👍🏻🦘🇦🇺
 
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