Your best pick up line...

sniperboy

sniperboy

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a rather misleading subject header maybe..

Today I was in for a surprise when I walked into my Professor's office. He is a 7 foot wonder who is probably the typical all american hero... He builds his own furniture, probably wrstles bears, at a venerable age can still handle a jackhammer better than any student and has his own island in the bahamas
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I was going to ask him for the key to the lab when I noticed a black clip from his front shirt pocket.. i couldn't stop staring. I left his office then being the ditz I am double backed and gave him my best pick up line.. One I have been waiting a year to use btw
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"Is that a Benchmade knife?" I say.

He, a stoic man hid his surprise really well (besides his raised eyebrow) and asked "WHy? do you collect knives?" and proceeds to show me his little CRKT neck peck. I wished I could've had a talk with him but as always he is very busy with work.

I have known this man for over 4 years and I never knew.. I guess it was a nice surprise for me since I don't know many knife afritados this here parts. Just wanted to share... dont mind me.

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<A HREF="http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~soo/balisong/balisong.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~soo/balisong/balisong.html
</A> If you play with love you will be heartbroken; if you play with knives you will [bleed]


 
Hey SniperBOY!

You're behaving arent you ???
Troubling innocent people with knifish questions...
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Good story, did you have the opportunity to ask later which model it was ???

Take care and be well!/Jonas aka 2Sharp

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"May all your detonations be expected"



[This message has been edited by 2Sharp (edited 01-26-2000).]
 
It was quite a surprise.. I can only imagine his inner surprise to be posed with a question in his office.

It was one of those cute CRKT neck Pecks, Jonas. A knife I will be getting soon
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oh and btw I just got my elishewitz!!! #10 I am SOOOOOOOOOO ecstatic I can just die.

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<A HREF="http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~soo/balisong/balisong.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~soo/balisong/balisong.html
</A> If you play with love you will be heartbroken; if you play with knives you will [bleed]


 
Ooops!

Guess i read to quick, i thought that you showed him YOUR neck peck...sorry!

A swede is a swede is a...

The moron has learned a lesson
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Hey Suze! VERY glad that you got your Elishewitz, quite cool ain't it ??? have you flipped it ??? or is the coward in you taking over...
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Take care and be well!/2Sharp aka Jonas

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"May all your detonations be expected"

 
most of my teachers dont carry knives. a few carry handguns in class. does that count?
 
I would think any self respecting handgun packer would also carry a knife
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. Are you at a University? Guns were a big no-no at the University of Oregon campus - just curious.
 
Knife Knuts come from all walks of life. Among our steady customers are several University Professors, Several Physicians, at least one well known rock musician, lots and lots of military and police people, business owners, dentists, lawyers, nurses, firemen, movie stars, corporate executives etc. etc. Literally every walk of life.

Just off the top of my head I can think of some serious faculty knife knuts at U. of Idaho, Cal Tech, U of North Carolina, University of Texas, MIT, Columbia University. If were to dig through our records I'll bet I'd find a lot more.

Knife knuts are everywhere! Take care.

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Fred
Knife Outlet
http://www.knifeoutlet.com
 
Nothing new to add but that "best pick up line" got me looking. It's almost as good as the "Martha Stewart" header.
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Outside of a dog, a Knife is man's best friend. Inside a dog it is very, very Dark.
 
Back when I worked in a Nightclub, my favorite pick-up line was "So, can I buy you six drinks?"

Laugh if you want, but that's where I met my wife
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James Segura
San Francisco, CA
 
Just my two cents, I'm a history professor and I'm a forums member. i have collected knives since I was in grade school.
 
Which brings to mind, Sniperboy, that maybe your prof is a member here under another nom de guerre.
 
I'm married, so no pick up lines for me. My friend Freddie's favorite pick up line is:

"Hey babe, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

Brandon

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"You should never never doubt what nobody is sure about..."
 
Originally posted by 2Sharp:
Ooops!

Guess i read to quick, i thought that you showed him YOUR neck peck...sorry!

A swede is a swede is a...
Click to expand...

"I thought he said 'I am a moose!'"

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Later,
John


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Skeleton walks into a bar and and says "give me a beer and a mop."
 
"Is that blouse cotton or could it be felt?"

Smack across the face was the usual answer my friend tells me, he was always getting into girl trouble, but he also says he met a lot of girls that way!

I wasn't about to try his moves myself!
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"There are no dangerous weapons;
there are only dangerous men."
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G2 LeatherWorks
 
Well, I've had a couple teachers that carried knives. 2 were science teachers who were also in to hunting, and 1 was my shop teacher who had the biggest swiss army knife I've ever seen, and a leatherman supertool.

As for pick up lines there's-
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Damn your feet must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day long!

Do you wash your clothes in windex? I can see myself in your pants !

Do you sleep on your stomach?
"No"
Then can I? Slap!

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Fix it right the first time, use Baling Wire !
 
Me - "Did it Hurt?"
Female - "Did what hurt?"
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Me - "When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?"
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Female - "Nope."
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Later,
John

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Skeleton walks into a bar and and says "give me a beer and a mop."
 
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