I will not vote on this but wanted to add some information. Owning a brick and mortar store is a love/hate relationship for me. We can break down our customers into 10 types. I tried to rate them worst to best!
1. The Dumbass. This customer walks in off the street and loves to tell you that XYZ knives are the greatest knives ever made, but we all know they are complete crap. They never shut up, and it is not uncommon that they inform us they used to be a Navy Seal. I am amazed by how many supposed ex Navy Seals live with in a 25 mile radius of our shop and love XYZ crap knives.
2. The slave driver. The customer that loves to come in and run your butt stupid. They want to touch every knife in the shop, but they almost never buy. You can watch them from our shop windows as they walk out to their car and start pulling up the knives they liked on their cell phones, just to see if they can get them cheaper. Just FYI our prices are the same in store as they are on line.
3. You owe me Joe! The customer that has bought 2-3 knives from you and thinks that you owe them the world because they are the only reason you are still in business. We get this line more than you would ever believe. I have personally been told by customers that have bought 1-2 knives from us that we owe them because they are the reason we can keep the lights on.
4. The know it all. The customer that thinks they know knives and wants to spend a ton of time telling you about everything they know. 75% of the time everything they tell you is inaccurate and they just want someone to listen to what a knife expert they are. Since no one they know cares about knives, they want to come in and share it with their captive retail seller audience. We have actually had a few of these guys that we have asked to leave and never come back. That sucks but when we look at it from a business point of view they have cost us enough time, and time is money.
5. Is that the best you can do? This guy comes in off the street and wants to know the best price we can give them on each knife. I have never understood this. We are not a pawn shop or a swap shop. Do folks walk in to a restaurant and ask the best price on the steak of the day?
6. The teach me customer. We love this customer. They want to learn and are interested in knives. They listen and sometimes leave empty handed, but they typically come back once they go home, research, and find out we are steering them in the right direction. 99% of the time these turn in to great long term customers.
7. That is the one! The customer that comes in and knows exactly what he wants but just wants to put it in hand to make sure. We are happy to see these customers. A lot of these customers develop over time from #6.
8. The wrong time customer. This does not happen often but sometimes a good potential customer walks in after we have just gotten our butts kicked with a customer that fits the description of #1 or #2 on this list. This customer does not get the time or effort they deserve. I wish I could say this never happens, but I would bet it happens once a month.
9. The regular. This is the guy that truly does keep the lights on. Sometimes they run us pretty hard around the shop, but they typically leave with a new knife in hand. They love knives and just want a chance to make sure they are 100% sure on the knife they have had their eyes on before pulling the trigger. This customer is typically knowledgeable and the overall experience on both sides is great. A true knife knut in our shop is always a good thing. It is not uncommon for us to learn new things from this customer.
10. The Unicorn. This is the customer that walks in the door, buys one or multiple high end knives, ask a few or no questions, pays cash, teaches us something new, and is out the door in less than an hour. We call this the unicorn because while we all claim to have had one in our presence, no one else saw it or could verify it.
I hope you guys enjoyed this. Especially the other dealers on here that have a retail store. This list is not absolute but true for 75% of our in store clients. I hope you will keep in mind that we are located in a small downtown retail space and we get a lot of non knife folks and total quack jobs that walk in the door. I am sure other retailers in higher end space do not deal with the same things we do but I am probably wrong in that assumption. If you have a smaller Mom and Pop retailer in your area that sells decent knives, please support them. While it is a very fun business and I love what we do, keep in mind that like any business, there are headaches. Of course if you are reading this on a knife forum so the chances are you are going to fall in to the last half of this list. If you happen to fall into #8 with us, or any other retailer, give them a second chance. Also make sure the owner knows you had a bad go the first time out. Chances are they will make it right on your next shopping experience!
By George, I think you got it. I have worked in retail (Grocery) for 44 years. As far as I'm concerned there are 2 types of customers, 1: People who have worked in retail at some point, 2: People who have not. I much prefer number 1.