Your gonna laugh

scott475 · Mar 22, 2001

Okay, yesterday I used my commander (which has never "fallen apart") to fix the Diaper Genie. (You know, the thing that closes on itself when you put a dirty diaper in so it doesn't smell.) The whole time I'm doing this I'm thinking "This is one for the forums".

Let's hear some other odd uses

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-Scott
Usual Suspect

Don Rearic · Mar 22, 2001

When my Son was born almost five years ago...my how time flies...anyway...

Someone gave us a Diaper Genie. Or as I lovingly referred to it, "The POOP volcano."

For the uninitiated, this thing is a work of genius. You have this tube thang that stands alone, and you wrap the diaper into a ball using the adhesive tabs, then you place it in this contraption, give it a twist...then another and another...

When you remove the inner, freshly scented bag (smells like a really cheap funeral home in my opinion), you have this 15 to 25 long link sausage of poop drawers...Because of the way you twist the diaper after insertion, and tie it off when the liner runs out (knife content, liner lock, see?) you have this fecal daisy chain.

Now, personally, there was a guy at work that I did not like at the time, so I strung the linked sausage thing all over his car...your mileage may vary [YMMV].

I never worked on one with an Emerson though...

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"You are no more armed because you are wearing a pistol than you are a musician because you own a guitar." ~Jeff Cooper
And the same goes for a knife...
And, I'm a Usual Suspect.

See2 · Mar 22, 2001

DONNY BOY!!! Muchacho! Where you been, man? ::sniff:: we... we MISSED you... ::sob::

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Of course, that's just MY opinion - I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller

arkhamdrifter · Mar 22, 2001

Mr. Rearic,

I quote you sir:

Now, personally, there was a guy at work that I did not like at the time, so I strung the linked sausage thing all over his car...your mileage may vary [YMMV].

You sir are a very sick man...But you sure are funny!

Don Rearic · Mar 22, 2001

An excerpt of a conversation between Tom Jarrold (sp?) of ABC's "20/20" and author of "The Poor Man's James Bond," Kurt Saxon.

20/20: "Recipes for poisons? What if I say you are some kind of fanatical nut and I put this in your coffee?"

Saxon: "No! Not a nut! I used to be a nut, but now I'm successful, so now I'm eccentric..."

I'm not successful yet Ark!!!

But I am funny at times...

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"You are no more armed because you are wearing a pistol than you are a musician because you own a guitar." ~Jeff Cooper
And the same goes for a knife...
And, I'm a Usual Suspect.

Don Rearic · Mar 22, 2001

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by See2:
DONNY BOY!!! Muchacho! Where you been, man? ::sniff:: we... we MISSED you... ::sob::

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Chris,

I have been lurking and observing the vociferous lacrimation through counterfeit voir dire of, "THE USUAL CRYBABIES," the sworn opposition of THE USUAL SUSPECTS and giggling with glee!

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"You are no more armed because you are wearing a pistol than you are a musician because you own a guitar." ~Jeff Cooper
And the same goes for a knife...
And, I'm a Usual Suspect.

[This message has been edited by Don Rearic (edited 03-22-2001).]

See2 · Mar 22, 2001

I don't know what the hell you just said, but you sure are an eloquent bastid.

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Of course, that's just MY opinion - I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller

See2 · Mar 22, 2001

Ooooo.. so, like the UC's are the Joker to the US's Batman? Or the Lex Luthor to our Superman? Or the Green Goblin to our Spidey? Or the Magneto to our X-Men? Or the Galactus to our Fantastic Four? .... sombody stop me... please...

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Of course, that's just MY opinion - I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller

John Hollister · Mar 22, 2001

LMFAO!!

Every post Don makes is a Gem.

The "UC"s. That has a nice ring to it.

John

Don Rearic · Mar 22, 2001

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by See2:
I don't know what the hell you just said, but you sure are an eloquent bastid.

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You are from Taxachussetts, don't you mean;

"Errah, you shhure arrah aahn ahloquent bahsturd."

Hahahahahaha

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"You are no more armed because you are wearing a pistol than you are a musician because you own a guitar." ~Jeff Cooper
And the same goes for a knife...
And, I'm a Usual Suspect.

Joe Davoli · Mar 22, 2001

I can't decide which is funnier.... the thought of Scott fixing nursery room contraptions with a tactical combat knife, or Don's desciption of said device!

Was nice to read something entertaining (LMFAO too,) in contrast to the "fecal daisy chain" thread I just came from.....

BEWARE....my new digital cam just arrived and is charging as we speak. Mayhem and skullduggery are iminent.....although with poor lighting and picture quality until I learn to use the thing!