You've purchased too many Khukuris from HI when...

........Yangdu emails you to see if you have a spare 20" Kumar Kobra with five inch Satisal handel, all siver metalwork, brown leather sheath, made by Bura on a Tuesday afternoon prior to his 29th birthday ... and you have ...... 3 :eek::eek:;)
 
Ferguson what a nice doghouse can I come camp with you. I usualy wind up having to make brush shelters and they arent near as nice. I dont think I can own too many kukris. Must be a compulsion thing.
 
"But Honey, that's not mine. I ordered it for one of the guys at work, honest".

Then you stick it in the gun safe when she's not looking. Sure glad my safe is on concrete.
 
When your insurance policy for your HI collection costs more than your life, car and homeowners policies combined.:eek:
 
... you've ever made a serious attempt to convince your wife you belong to a Khukuri of the month club.

... Your wife then asks "how come you've gotten three this week then?
 
I'm fortunate my wife likes khukuris too.

When I bought my first H.I., a 20" AK, I bought her a wee little Kagas Katne. She loves it. She loves anything miniaturized and "cute" like that.

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Man I've got it bad just ordered another one. The M-43 that was on DOTD on the 15th. I guess there is no hope for me at all.
 
C.S. Graves said:
DrThunder88 said:
You can't wait for a storm to knock down a large limb! More to the point, when limbs do fall, you've got khuks enough for the entire family to help!
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Oh yes... how I wish we Canuckistanis would see the like of the Great Ice Storm of '98 again! There was enough fallen maple wood to burn for years afterwards!
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We had a train of thunderstorms roll through my area over the last two days. Everywhere around us got clobbered. Trees down all over the place, no power anywhere...except my house. We had one limb, maybe a two-inch maximum diameter and six-foot overall length, fall. I thought, "Ho hum. I suppose I should be happy about this," as my Baby Ganga Ram lopped off the the branches and converted it into firewood.
 
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