Zombie apocalypse

The only three zombie killin' tools I need:

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and, last but not least:


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Won't have to expend as much ammo.
 
Kurtz265 said:
True. You could actually replace most ride-on lawn mowers with one Cali-Zombie.
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Then there's the southern zombies. Easily noted by their ragged NASCAR shirts and big vehicles. Those zombies WILL be armed, and have a taste for flesh. And cat head biscuits. Moose
 
What about Washington DC zombies? I think they would all be milling around not doing $hit, wasting time and money. Oh, wait, maybe Z day has already occurred in the Capital. Just sayin'. Moose
 
The Retired Northerner Zombie is easy to identify as well. Most likely found on beaches in SC and FL. Distinguishing marks include: Knee socks+sandals, sun visor, metal detector. Often makes vocalizations which sound not unlike complaints about native southerners.
 
Or what about the W&SS Zombies? They'll be tryin' to catch or trap their food. Watch out for human sized Fig 4 dead falls, and snare traps. Most will be distinguishable by their bushcraft knife dangling from their rotted necks. Just sayin'. Moose
 
moosez45 said:
Or what about the W&SS Zombies? They'll be tryin' to catch or trap their food. Watch out for human sized Fig 4 dead falls, and snare traps. Most will be distinguishable by their bushcraft knife dangling from their rotted necks. Just sayin'. Moose
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They are also often observed in the act of "batonning."
 
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How does green fly one of Zombie's nightmare?

Is it because of the maggots laid on the rotting bodies begin to feed on the flesh?

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JayGoliath said:
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How does green fly one of Zombie's nightmare?

Is it because of the maggots laid on the rotting bodies begin to feed on the flesh?

:confused:
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I believe his comment was based on the fact that KemSat would wait them out. With bugs eating the flesh, and the weather abusing rotting flesh, and enough time, they would eventually rot away, leaving him peering at a yard full of bones, from the parapet of his castle. Logically, it makes sense. As the soft tissue rots away, they would eventually become immobile. As tendons dried in the sunlight, they would become brittle and taut. Those that truly go running off to shoot a bunch of zombies, would be increasing the risk of infection and death. Take the high ground build a wall or stout fence and let'em rot. Couldn't take more than a couple of weeks. Did I get it right Kem? Moose
 
moosez45 said:
I believe his comment was based on the fact that KemSat would wait them out. With bugs eating the flesh, and the weather abusing rotting flesh, and enough time, they would eventually rot away, leaving him peering at a yard full of bones, from the parapet of his castle. Logically, it makes sense. As the soft tissue rots away, they would eventually become immobile. As tendons dried in the sunlight, they would become brittle and taut. Those that truly go running off to shoot a bunch of zombies, would be increasing the risk of infection and death. Take the high ground build a wall or stout fence and let'em rot. Couldn't take more than a couple of weeks. Did I get it right Kem? Moose
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Well these might be special regenerative zombies we are dealing with...
 
Well these might be special regenerative zombies we are dealing with...
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The adult female uses a sharp egg-laying organ called an ovipositor to inject her eggs into an ant's body cavity. From there, the larvae hatch and make their way to the ant's brain. There, the happy parasite feeds on the ant's hemolymph (ant blood), muscle and nervous tissue (a.k.a. braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnsssss). Eventually, the fly-to-be completely devours everything inside the ant's head. The ant, meanwhile, wanders around as if it still had its brains for around 2 weeks. Eventually, when the larva is ready to pupate, it releases an enzyme which decapitates the ant by dissolving the membrane which attaches its head to its body. The fly larvae pupates in the ant's disembodied head for about 2 more weeks, then emerges as a full-grown adult fly.


http://scienceblogs.com/observations/2009/05/this-weeks-sci-fi-worthy-parasite-the-phorid-flies.php

Let's hope these don't morph into another monster in "Naked Lunch"
 
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