Zombie Hunting

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RedEdge77

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I know its been covered before but i'm fairly new here. So what would everyone wanna have that day comes when zombies are here. Me personally i'd want smith and wesson .357 magnum with hollow points. A good old busse combat knife. Beretta carbine because its so sweet. Of course a few grenades, swords, knives, and other handguns. Thats what i would want. How bout you? :)
 
If you don't have it yet, get it: The Zombie Survival Guide


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1400049628/qid=1122333764/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_sbs_1/102-7249550-1255368?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
 
I assume zombies function without a sense of pain or reliance on internal organs. As such you are better off immobilizing them by the removal of limbs. I favor a 12 guage riot gun with a flattened duck bill muzzle and loaded with 00 buckshot. This could be used to destroy the legs or hip sockets of zombies to leave them stationary on the ground. As a backup a Japanese katana could serve a similar function. I would want something firing big old bullets for my backup pistol. A .45 calibre would be high on my list. I would like a higher capacity magazine than the model 1911 .45 auto.
 
A .50 caliber machine gun, some mortars, claymore mines and grenade launchers. This is only if all of the undead come to life and not just grandma paying you a visit.
 
Ka-bar and tracker on my hips.and the mother of all kick-assed guns :
GE M 134.6000rpm lets see the un-dead f*** arround with that bad boy pissin down on em :cool:
 
This is a fun one...

My 12 Ga. Shotgun w/lotsa slugs.
My Functional Katana w/wrapped leather handle
My Rat 7
My Emerson Sark
and of course my Spyderco Endura "Wave"
 
We seem to have this zombie thing covered.but our only problem is that we're all spread out.we need a central place to meet and protect.If we pool our anti-undead resourses we can plant those bastids and get on to repopulating the world.(orgies and all that stuff) :D :p
 
Anything belt fed ought to do just fine. The sharp bit is covered in my avatar.

Good book, that Zombie Survival Guide. I got a real kick out of it until I found out that the guy who turned me on to it thought it was real. Then I got a bigger kick out of it. :)
 
Without a doubt a 12ga w/ a magazine extension because I have one. Then I would probably want a machete, oh wait got one of those also. Of course a big truck, hey got one of those too. Hmmm stuff I don't have and would want would be some explosives, a machine gun, couple glocks, and lots and lots of food and water.
 
i wonder. Where would be the best place to meet? It'd have to be near woods (because wood is useful), near some water source, and with a big old building so we can hold up in there
 
18 inch tactical shotgun w/ pressure grip light
samauri sword
dirt bike (maybe a ktm) with brush guards
full face helmet, good boots, denim etc
and if possible .. FLAME THROWER!
 
Vanquish your foes by always keeping yourself in a safe and unassailable position.
Morihei Ueshiba
 
a 2 pounder pom-pom gun would certainly have the stopping power required.

A nice Katana for the sharp thing backed up by a hefty machete

Ferreter
 
A blanket to hide under. It's always worked for me.

As backup, my inimitable girly screams and a sofa to cower behind.

maximus otter
 
Provided we're talking "knives" and not "general gear", and provided we're going by the zombie type detailed in the "Survival Guide"...

I'd want either this:

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Or maybe even something like this (only longer):

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The Brute's built for delivering a heavy impact with a thick blade (weighted at the "sweet spot"), which'd be well suited for your best real strategy: damaging the zombie's brain. This seems more real-world realistic to me (irony noted ;) ) than trying to reliably dismember the shambling dead with a katana.

A longer version of the TacTool could be a better choice in some environments 'cause it'd double as a "skeleton key". If the dead rise and civilization breaks down, there's prolly gonna be need to open doors in a hurry.
 
I'll take a Benelli M4 Super 90, a HK USP45 Tactical, a katana, and Sarah Polley to keep me company.

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