Run away! Run away! Oh, my god! It may be too late!
Hi. My name is NeilB and I'm a Zero Tolerance addict.
My story, like so many others, began when I finally tired of trying to get a good edge on my Gerber. There, I said it. Yes, I used to carry a Gerber. Don't judge. I decided to replace it with a better knife, with no clear idea what that meant. So, I looked around and eventually settled on a Kershaw Leek, one with a composite blade. I bought a Lansky sharpener and that D2 got amazingly sharp compared to the Soylent Green blade of the Gerber.
But that was not enough. The knife monster in my soul was awakened. I began reading everything I could find. I watched a lot of YouTube videos. I admit it, I even watched NutNFancy. Oh, the shame! Then a bigger blade, just as an experiment. Honestly, I meant no harm. But the S30V Blur opened up new places in my heart. I could feel the heartbeat of the universe. I could smell the color purple. I could not be satisfied.
Then, I read about the 0560. Everything a man could want: Elmax blade, Hinderer design, BALL BEARINGS AROUND THE PIVOT! I wept as I looked upon it. Then the 0561 was released. I hurt myself buying it.
Wounds heal. It arrived and my life changed forever. With an 0561 to flip as I read more snd more, I discovered the 0777. I know now that I can never go back. I, well, I bought four. I'm not proud of that, but I'm not ashamed, either. It's my condition. The 0600 was an impulse. The 0801 the same. The 0550, well, I just needed it. The 0300 blackwash was another experimentation. The 0350 was a gift to my girlfriend, honest! The 0560CBCF was a reaction to the 0561's weak detent and who here is so pure they can pass on an S110V blade? I can't really explain the 0750.
Well, that's my story. Or will be when my 0200 arrives on Saturday.