1,000th post contest, Hey Grandpa, whats for supper?!

[Captain Airyca]

So murph, what really grosses you out? Beyond a fermented duck egg?

 

[Murphnuge]

Honestly, mayonnaise. Non-food item would be worms or grubs. I'll fish with them, but damn the thought of eating the

 

[BRL]

!

 

[ThePointyEnd]

Honestly, mayonnaise. Non-food item would be worms or grubs. I'll fish with them, but damn the thought of eating the

so... If I catch some worms, and marinate them in mayo, I might win ???!!!!??? ok,ok, I can't even post this with a straight face.

 

[FCFER]

I used to teach a wilderness survival class for inner city youth a few years ago. It used to be a blast showing them how to eat grasshoppers, termites, ants, and other creepy crawlers. When hungry, I found this very easy to do. When not hungry, I find it impossible to choke down things like that.
Actually, just the sight of those nasty eggs is turning my stomach a little. Ok, A LOT! I think I'll leave this contest for those with stronger stomachs than mine!

 

[ocnLogan]

come on you complete wimps.

and don't let my threat to counter any attempt to beat the fermented eggs with a sea cucumber scare you off...

I will be perfectly happy declaring myself a complete wimp as long as I don't have to eat anything like what you just did. That was nasty. I don't care if it is a delicacy somewhere else, or if it is an "acquired taste", if it looks like that, unless I'm dying, I'm not eating it.

 

[Captain Airyca]

wait. all I gotta do is eat some mayo? or worms? worms with mayo?

 

[Murphnuge]

I may have to get someone else to judge this if mayo and/or worms are involved.

 

[BRL]

I'm bumping this to point out that there are only a few days left in this contest, and it's downright shaaaameful that out of this big bunch of people, who I'm willing to bet cash money dollars put weird stuff in their mouths quite often , nobody else has entered.

C'mon you *inflammatory language removed*!

Even if you don't want a free necker or eskabar from Murph (and if you don't want a free necker or eskabar from Murph, then not only are you a giant *inflammatory language removed*, but your Communist sympathies have been revealed for all the world to see), do it for Murph! The guilt from not entering Bladite's fruit armor/BK5 contest still stings, so I'm committed to entering as many of the Beckerhead contests as is humanly possible not because I want to win the knives (it'd be great if some of the newer guys could get some of these toys) but because if someone is cool enough to toss up a contest then I want to support them.

So get your *inflammatory language removed* in gear and put some *inflammatory language removed* weird stuff in your *inflammatory language removed* mouths in the next two *inflammatory language removed* days and support the *inflammatory language removed* cool Beckerhead and Vet who put up this *inflammatory language removed* cool contest for no other reason than to give one of you *inflammatory language removed* people an opportunity to win a *inflammatory language removed* great knife!

 

[LECTER]

I'm bumping this to point out that there are only a few days left in this contest, and it's downright shaaaameful that out of this big bunch of people, who I'm willing to bet cash money dollars put weird stuff in their mouths quite often , nobody else has entered.

C'mon you *inflammatory language removed*!

Even if you don't want a free necker or eskabar from Murph (and if you don't want a free necker or eskabar from Murph, then not only are you a giant *inflammatory language removed*, but your Communist sympathies have been revealed for all the world to see), do it for Murph! The guilt from not entering Bladite's fruit armor/BK5 contest still stings, so I'm committed to entering as many of the Beckerhead contests as is humanly possible not because I want to win the knives (it'd be great if some of the newer guys could get some of these toys) but because if someone is cool enough to toss up a contest then I want to support them.

So get your *inflammatory language removed* in gear and put some *inflammatory language removed* weird stuff in your *inflammatory language removed* mouths in the next two *inflammatory language removed* days and support the *inflammatory language removed* cool Beckerhead and Vet who put up this *inflammatory language removed* cool contest for no other reason than to give one of you *inflammatory language removed* people an opportunity to win a *inflammatory language removed* great knife!

Reported for inflammatory language.

 

[thatotherguy]

Erm, I can't choke down anyhting worse than a century egg, otherwise I'd have posted. *inflammatory language removed* I can't even shove anything close to a century egg down my poor throat...

 

[Arkanian]

I'm waiting till the last moment to enter, I don't want my entry one upped. I'll be damned if I enter and lose after eating what I plan on eating...

 

[Murphnuge]

I'm bumping this to point out that there are only a few days left in this contest, and it's downright shaaaameful that out of this big bunch of people, who I'm willing to bet cash money dollars put weird stuff in their mouths quite often , nobody else has entered.

C'mon you *inflammatory language removed*!

Even if you don't want a free necker or eskabar from Murph (and if you don't want a free necker or eskabar from Murph, then not only are you a giant *inflammatory language removed*, but your Communist sympathies have been revealed for all the world to see), do it for Murph! The guilt from not entering Bladite's fruit armor/BK5 contest still stings, so I'm committed to entering as many of the Beckerhead contests as is humanly possible not because I want to win the knives (it'd be great if some of the newer guys could get some of these toys) but because if someone is cool enough to toss up a contest then I want to support them.

So get your *inflammatory language removed* in gear and put some *inflammatory language removed* weird stuff in your *inflammatory language removed* mouths in the next two *inflammatory language removed* days and support the *inflammatory language removed* cool Beckerhead and Vet who put up this *inflammatory language removed* cool contest for no other reason than to give one of you *inflammatory language removed* people an opportunity to win a *inflammatory language removed* great knife!

Nicely done sir, thank you!

 

[tradewater]

I'm frantically searching for a picture of something my first wife cooked....anything she cooked would have won this..

 

[One Legged Josh]

You talked me into it, I really want a BK-14, so here is my attempt. I didnt have money to buy really nasty things to eat, so I improvised with what I could find around.

My neighbors ciggarette ashes, toothpaste, mayonase, soy sauce, chips, relish, and ground coffee

Mixin it up.

In the mouth, my wife is gagging really bad...

Down my gullet, now Im the one gagging..(Note watery eyes, and slime on my whiskers)

Thanks for the chance!

 

[BRL]

Omfg awesome!

 

[Murphnuge]

Damn good effort OLJ! Holy Machax, BRL it may actually be a good run after all.

 

[ocnLogan]

*that was gross*

I hope you win.

 

[thatotherguy]

tradewater- Could she burn water?
One Legged Josh- WOW! That's pretty hardcore! The new bar has been set, and it's gonna be hard to beat!

 

[BRL]

That really is awesomely f@#$ing gross :thumbup::thumbup: