I don't know about anybody else, but being an english literature grad student, I found the following to be the funniest.
When you finally make it home from the Trojan war—ten years late and having shacked up with Circe on your way—impress your wife’s suitors. Stick a bunch of Spydercos upright in a row, with the holes carefully aligned. Then take your bow—which only you are strong enough to use—and shoot an arrow through all the holes. That proves you’re really Ulysses, and not some imposter. (Raymond1000)