12th Day of Chriistmas deals

I have a 6 year old daughter who is going to be a stunner at 16. I've already began to practicing my spiel:
This is my only daughter. Neither hellfire nor wrathful angel will keep me from protecting her. I'm an upstanding guy with friends on both sides of the law and a clean record. I dig 8' deep holes for a living. It's no problem to dig it 10 and order another yard of concrete. The last place someone would look would be under 30,000 gallons of recreational good times;)

A 30,000 gallon adios cocktail, don't forget the lime.
 
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