20000 hi kukri!

My dog is bigger than your dog.

Is too.

Is too!

IS TOO!!!

:mad:

YOUR DOG IS'N' EVEN A DOG; IT'S A . . . IT'S . . .

IT'S A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there.
 
Satori said:
But is it a traditional cat?
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Traditional cats must be of the two-tone variety. Many uneducated people believe that the tabby version is the real traditional breed of cat. Actually, this is a slanderous lie made up by ignorant Garfield fanatics only to furthered by the Morris 9-Lives agenda in the late 70's.
In all seriousness, only two cat markings are traditional and these date back to the 40's and 50's if not earlier. The two types are the classic gray and white known for its mouse hunting (The pestoring brown Gerald mouse is known to both frequent unsupervised wheels of cheese as well as getting inside baby grand pianoes.The classic gray and white SHOULD be ideal for dealing with this pest.), and the regal black and white known for its slurred meow and hunger for small yellow birds. The slight nod goes in favor to the gray and white as it hunts the more traditional Gerald mouse, nor has it ever been beaten up by a baby kangaroo.

Anyone that does not agree with me is obviously uneducated and needs to read up of the real traditional cats....but i'm not going to tell you where you can find the book. That's how uneducated you all are;)

Jake
 
Steely_Gunz said:
The slight nod goes in favor to the gray and white as it hunts the more traditional Gerald mouse, nor has it ever been beaten up by a baby kangaroo.

Jake
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Nor swallowed by Tweety in his Mr Hyde guise.:rolleyes: :p

Cat's are fine as long as their first and second name is "Bill The" and any others as long as they belong to someone other than me.;) :D

My favorite cat is the one Uwinv Nasty has packed in the triangular box ready to trade to some unsuspecting suck,,,,,,, er, some really nice guy for a khuk or knife.:D
 
Yvsa said:
...My favorite cat is the one Uwinv Nasty has packed in the triangular box ready to trade to some unsuspecting suck,,,,,,, er, some really nice guy for a khuk or knife.:D
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Interesting that you shoud mention that Yvsa...what are you offering? :rolleyes: ;) :D
 
Nasty said:
Interesting that you shoud mention that Yvsa...what are you offering? :rolleyes: ;) :D
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I would *Almost*, notice I said *Almost* trade my Navaja that you keep lusting after if you'd send the cat in the triangular box to Thomas.:rolleyes: ;) :p :D














But I ain't walked West yet so I had better hang onto my Navaja a while longer, that's one I would really miss if it weren't around.:grumpy: :( ;)
 
Yvsa said:
I would *Almost*, notice I said *Almost* trade my Navaja that you keep lusting after if you'd send the cat in the triangular box to Thomas.:rolleyes: ;) :p :D
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Hmmm. Oye may have some interest. Send pics. :D

(Had a cat named "Almost" onct.)
 
Thomas Linton said:
Hmmm. Oye may have some interest. Send pics. :D

(Had a cat named "Almost" onct.)
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WHAT?!?!?!?!? :eek:

You *want* my Navaja too?!?!?!? :eek: :rolleyes: :p ;) :D

You know it's kinda strange. Cats seem to know I'm allergic to them.:grumpy:
I used too not have any allergies at all and then I moved to SoCal in 1974 and the trouble started.
I don't know whether it was the smog that accelerated my problems and brought them to the forefront or whether it was the citrus blooming along with all the desert plants and evergreens I hadn't lived around for 33+ years.
I have a feeling it was the dayumed smog though. I moved from SoCal to Oregon and no trouble with the sinuses compared to SoCal.
Wasn't there long and the bottom dropped outta the economy and I tucked tail and headed home where I at least had relatives.
I was fine here for a long time but over the years with the health getting worse in general the allergies started popping up again.
Thanks to a couple of doses of Duratuss and a couple of sprays of Flonase daily I stay in pretty good shape as long as I don't hang around crowds of folks I don't know like when shopping and such, and especially cats for any length of time.
A couple or three days is fine but after the third day I'm starting to swell and get stopped up no matter the medicine.:grumpy: :(
 
This definitely doesn't deserve a response, and one shouldn't feed the trolls...but whenever I have been in India and Nepal I have seen lots and lots of mercedes lorries--they're everywher! So, I have to chuckle at this sarcastic question.
 
Yvsa,

Nah - keep the clacker. It gives one away when used on covert deanimation operations. I prefer 16" lengths of truck spring used edge-on (THUMP!!)

I meant the cat, of course. ;) Unless it eats too much. :p
 
Thomas Linton said:
I meant the cat, of course. ;) Unless it eats too much. :p
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It's Nasty's cat, of course it eats too much.;) :rolleyes: :p :D

Uwinv, Barbie is gonna make Cabbage Rolls this week.;) :p :D Sorry you're not gonna be here to help eat 'em.:(
 
I thought Nasty was goin'ah' mount a Velcro loop pad on the front fender of his Hog and let the cat ride as an ornament.




No wonder it hides.






Nasty didn't plan to supply goggles.
 
Hey...the cat can supply her own or blink.

Edutsi...they make these shipping containers with dry ice in them....

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There is a great site that goes into details on how to get a cat into a bottle.. sort of cat compression. Makes large cats fit into small bottles, cuts the cost of shipping.
 
Azis said:
There is a great site that goes into details on how to get a cat into a bottle.. sort of cat compression. Makes large cats fit into small bottles, cuts the cost of shipping.
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I got a kick out of the cat carrier with the front end muzzle and the rear end corkscrew. Just kidding. I like cats.

Ice
 
just for the clarity of those quasi-new to the internet, Bonsai Kitten is a JOKE. Not real. Quite fake.
You should have heard the phone call I got when my mother, an animal activist and one time PETA memeber (don't worry, she quit quickly), stumbled across this site:D

Jake
 
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