2015, the snarkiest year yet!

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Todd, I sincerely hope that it is of the 24 hr. variety and that you are feeling better soon. At least you're getting it out of the way first thing. Nothing like a virally induced high colonic to start the new year off right.

And a shoutout to Mr. T.....M.H. for my Magua, which I received Saturday and have been using as much as I can since. I really want to take some nice pictures of it to really show it off, but....I keep using it instead. Helped out with leftover drumstick duty this afternoon:

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I need better lighting. Believe me when I say this, it is a pleasure to use. Very comfortable handle, useful jimping....I kinda sorta think I might like it....
 
GSOM, got the liner material today. That will be perfect and it's very much appreciated.
 
Noswad0208 said:
Want me to bring the kicking donkey "Sam-Burrito" into the mix? :D
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You can, but something tells me I'd be using the sword for more then just shaving the goat ;) I have no problem using them in self defense, or cleaning game.... I've never tried donkey before :D
 
TBL said:
You can, but something tells me I'd be using the sword for more then just shaving the goat ;) I have no problem using them in self defense, or cleaning game.... I've never tried donkey before :D
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His momma will kick your butt if you try anything with her little Samburrito! While I'm at it, sick 'em, Bucky the Big Buck Sheep. :D
 
Way too much goat and donkey talk around here. But as long as you're at it, bring on the monkeys and wild llamas. We make it a regular Roman circus!

Todd - hope you feel better soon. I've been very lucky so far and have avoided all manner of illness and injury this fall and winter.
 
rkmoore said:
Way too much goat and donkey talk around here. But as long as you're at it, bring on the monkeys and wild llamas. We make it a regular Roman circus!

Todd - hope you feel better soon. I've been very lucky so far and have avoided all manner of illness and injury this fall and winter.
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Only if I can keep the monkey.
 
tradewater said:
Take Exlax and get it over with quicker Todd. Fight fire with fire.
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I prefer Dulcolax. That stuff will take any kind of affliction right out of you. :thumbup:

Sorry I posted twice in a row. I would edit my last post but tablets are the bane of humanity (and proper forum etiquit)
 
tradewater said:
Take Exlax and get it over with quicker Todd. Fight fire with fire.
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Make sure you first eat a bunch of mexican and spicy food. Followed by tequila and ex-lax. That way the spicy food and tequila kill whatever is in you, and the ex-lax whooshes it all out.
 
Chameleonbear said:
Make sure you first eat a bunch of mexican and spicy food. Followed by tequila and ex-lax. That way the spicy food and tequila kill whatever is in you, and the ex-lax whooshes it all out.
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Gas station "buffalo chicken pizza" is far better than mexican food for that. Mexican just burns when it goes in, the buffalo chicken pizza burns both times. If you go with the pizza, keep some aloe handy...
 
Noswad0208 said:
Gas station "buffalo chicken pizza" is far better than mexican food for that. Mexican just burns when it goes in, the buffalo chicken pizza burns both times. If you go with the pizza, keep some aloe handy...
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The mexican is just cover for having the tequila. You don't REALLY need the Mexican food, although if you do jalepeno poppers, and tequila it also works.
 
Chameleonbear said:
This is the first time anyone has EVER said that to me... I kind of pity you.
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I like the way you think too. It just needs to be improved with food from a fastbreak. Mexican food isn't usually bad unless you get it from a restaurant that looks like it's been abondoned for 20 years, but no matter what gas station you stop in, anything (especially that with buffalo in the name) will give you the screaming diarhea and cramps before you can even make it out of the parking lot. :thumbup:
 
Chameleonbear said:
The mexican is just cover for having the tequila. You don't REALLY need the Mexican food, although if you do jalepeno poppers, and tequila it also works.
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I suppose, but if you ask the gas station lady she'll make you a drink far worse than any tequila.
 
Now we're snarking! Talking diarrhea, spicy food and tequila. That's snarkage at it's finest!:D
 
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