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Clem Ironwood, Pig farmer (3 1/2)
Mabel, Mabel, those horrible black slabbers are at it again
They ate all my carrots and cabbage
Here they come rootin and snortin and makin such noise its not funny
Festus Bladeforum that moron thinks his black pigs harmless as bunnies
My beautiful Ironwood pigs innocent and pure they have that there chatoyance
They melt all hearts with their cuteness and beauty
Sherrif Makepeace he is so smart he says those blackies are all outlaws
They are black or dirty? ap-ar-ent-ly
He says hose em down get rid of the stink clean up their paws
My handsome Ironwood pigs, we all agree
They are beloved by all - cocobolo pigs I’d mate them with my pigs almost same color
Abner Bloodwood bankrupt an all should come to my farm
With all of his red sows, weed be the biggest pig farm in county
The vote would be big after all the pig counting!
While debate and discussion is fine, rudeness, insulting posts, or inflammatory messages disguised as poetry should not be posted.
Your poetry is truly unacceptable behavior; it is insulting as well as calumnious.
- Del