RokJok
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I always knew the day would come when the range of Coyote would infiltrate those hushed halls of power.hawkpatriot said:Coyotes have also recently been sighted around the DC area, inside the Beltway.
How ironically appropriate that Coyote, omnivore that he is, who has been for centuries eating, defecating, and fornicating his way out of the desert to roam all over this continent has come finally to roost and rest and deceive among his corpulent kin in their seats of power. He'll be well camoflaged among them in their suit & tie draped, cigar-smoking, scotch-swilling, leather club chair cradled bodies hibernating away the winter years of their lives in dim mahogany-lined dens dreaming visions of dominance that Coyote cast as shadows into their minds the day before they were born.
I'd recognize that sneaky bastid anywhere.......
......especially when I find his face in my mirror.
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regarding bears in NJ and elsewhere:
The bears *are* adapting (to the best of their instinctual abilities) to the encroachments we've made into their territories with our expanding population centers. Our paved parking lots, garbage dumpsters, pets, golf courses, parks, vegetable gardens, roadways, etc are simply the new geography and larders from which they will try to fulfill the two things an animal does:
1) eat
2) procreate the species
When you leave the city behind, the rules of human civilization and socialization give way to a different law..... the law of tooth & fang..... eat or be eaten..... survival of the fittest.
As noted, when people don't leave the city themselves (or only to visit resorts where "camping" has a lot to do with room service