7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Tom Kanik]

Smiling the entire time he was driving

 

[makariotes]

But the skunk was not that happy...

 

[Tom Kanik]

So he raised his tail and fired

 

[makariotes]

the man took his shaving AMS and...

 

[makariotes]

stabbed the skunk in the reverse position...

 

[Firestrike]

Now covered in sticky skunk juice, he

 

[Firestrike]

Wonders how he stabbed the skunk with

 

[Firestrike]

Only 6 words while holding a knife

 

[Firestrike]

In reverse position, nevermind he thought.....Just

 

[makariotes]

...forget about it, he fixed it though...

 

[makariotes]

he remembered he was high on skunk

 

[AntDog]

He turned to the right and noticed...

 

[Cobalt]

A big giant mama skunk that could

 

[Tom Kanik]

Sit on him and release the spray

 

[makariotes]

then mama skunk said "license and registration!"

 

[Tom Kanik]

He then passed out from total fear

 

[makariotes]

Then he started dreaming he was being..

 

[Tom Kanik]

Ravaged by a brunette and a blonde

 

[makariotes]

Both wearing an ASH on their hips

 

[makariotes]

"this must be hog heaven" he thought