7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[tinfoil hat timmy]

As he woke up in county jail

Turns out mama skunk was a copper!

He turned to his truck skunk pal

And asked: "what're you in for, smelly?"

 

[makariotes]

To which smelly replied 'got a light?'

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Yes! You just squished a tiny bus!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

He replied, as he lit smellys cigar

 

[makariotes]

A Cuban Cohiba stolen from mama skunk

 

[Firestrike]

Smelly then pulled out of his arse

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

A gleaming hardwood floor plan with color

 

[makariotes]

The hero of the story was amazed

 

[makariotes]

He really thought he was still dreaming

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

"You're not dreaming!" Stinky said. You WISH!

 

[makariotes]

So he started screaming for his mommy

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Then, there she was! "Hi there son!"

 

[makariotes]

"Smelly is bothering me" he yelled out

 

[bigretic]

Somewhere Ronda Rousey is starting to pout

 

[makariotes]

So she spanked him with her SFNO

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Ronda Rousey... Has a headache, I'm sure

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Said the clown in the room's corner

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

"Woah!" Said Keanu Reeves. "A CLOWN..... Unreal."

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

"This is getting very, VERY out of hand"

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Gary Busey said finishing his scotch, neat.