7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[makariotes]

Path towards the farmhouse in the dark

 

[AntDog]

The farmhouse shone like a beacon so

 

[makariotes]

He turned his flash light off to

 

[AntDog]

Continue along the path. He hoped that

 

[makariotes]

He remembered why his wife had left

 

[AntDog]

It had to be a clue. He

 

[makariotes]

Tried to discern what it might be

 

[AntDog]

Thinking about it, he neared the farmhouse

 

[trevitrace]

He had to figure out why he

had such a powerful hankering for tacos.

 

[breavis5694]

He picked the wrong day to quit...

 

[evltcat]

sniffin' glue. Ever seen a BM naked?

 

[breavis5694]

Timmy, ever been in a Turkish prison?


(Nicely done evltcat)

 

[Tom Kanik]

He had High Anxiety when on Airplane

 

[makariotes]

So he puked as he sat down

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Breavis, I haven't why do you ask?

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

He said after his puke was out

 

[makariotes]

Ha ha she laughed, I'm not Breavis

 

[Icky Thump]

Not Breavis at all. They call me..

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Your mom. Seriously. It's what I'm called.

 

[Cobalt]

said timmy right before he died with..