7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[evltcat]

Suddenly, from behind him came a strange

 

[AntDog]

Arm around his throat. He tried to

 

[Robdude]

Perform a backward karate kick but broke..

 

[Tom Kanik]

His arm when he hit the wall

 

[Robdude]

Opening a hidden door exposing three small...

 

[makariotes]

Knives made of gold, as he tried

 

[makariotes]

To turn to fight the hairy arm...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

the golden knives started flying around indiscriminately?!

 

[makariotes]

What a weird farmhouse, he said screaming..

 

[gmoney0807]

Open the gate!!!!!!!!!!!! Open the gate now!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

the gate opened with a creak, and

 

[makariotes]

He ran back towards his pickup truck

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

hairy arm, and flying knives close behind!

 

[gmoney0807]

To noticed that he forgot his ASH-1...

 

[makariotes]

Oh crap, he exclaimed, should I go

 

[gmoney0807]

Back to the bathroom where I was..

 

[makariotes]

or should I just forget the ASH?

 

[Robdude]

ASH OR DEATH!! he proclaimed and ..

 

[makariotes]

he valiantly ran back to the farmhouse

 

[Robdude]

Yielding a MOAB in each hand and..