7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Tom Kanik]

She looked at him and then laughed

 

[makariotes]

Then she spit on his face and said:

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Put pants on fer crying out loud!

 

[breavis5694]

NOT HERE, this is Bojangles, Crazy train

 

[Tom Kanik]

"Where do you think you are....Hooters?"

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I'm so confused. Said our hero, excitedly.

 

[Icky Thump]

..after ordering a beer and hot wings..

 

[makariotes]

Wow, he said, hot wings in Amsterdam!!!

 

[Icky Thump]

correction..he ordered coffee and hash wings

 

[Tom Kanik]

Then he decided to burn off calories

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

So he pulled out a blow torch

 

[makariotes]

his sister got even more pissed off

 

[stuckineriver10]

he began to forge the most stunning

 

[makariotes]

Reefer that Amsterdam had ever seen, ever

 

[stuckineriver10]

and then in the window he sees

 

[makariotes]

A Holland made witch with no panties

 

[stuckineriver10]

she entices him with her broom skills

 

[makariotes]

and like an idiot falls for it

 

[makariotes]

She draws him into a dark room...

 

[stuckineriver10]

and there is a washtub and a