7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[AntDog]

Sidestepping the corpse, he continued up the

 

[makariotes]

road in his search for more INFI

 

[makariotes]

This had been the strangest day of...

 

[AntDog]

His life so far. He thought wearily

 

[makariotes]

then a flash of light attracted his

 

[Tom Kanik]

Attention. It was a bright red light

 

[Icky Thump]

..he found himself in Amsterdam..."window shopping"..

 

[makariotes]

"it must be the skunk" he thought

 

[evltcat]

He shook it off, back to searching

 

[evltcat]

Gotta find my stash before another witch

 

[evltcat]

Or more freakin zombies appear, he thought...

 

[Tom Kanik]

He found his way to Wauseon, Ohio

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Then, an army of smelly panties marched

 

[Tom Kanik]

From nearby Toledo, at a college protest

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

To Amsterdam, hunting down our hero! He

 

[Tom Kanik]

Was smart though, and hid in brothels

 

[makariotes]

And that's where his problems really started...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

As the ladies underpants army marched outside

 

[Tom Kanik]

He found his younger sister working INside

 

[makariotes]

So he asked her for some money...