7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Tom Kanik]

He drove past all the pretty tulips

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Bar mitzvah. "....He's not Jewish" hero mentioned

 

[makariotes]

The witch suddenly appeared Inside the car...

 

[Tom Kanik]

She said "let's have some fun Honey".

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

And he pulled out a parchesi board

 

[Icky Thump]

but didnt have any game pieces, so..

 

[makariotes]

she tried to kiss him with her

 

[makariotes]

purplish mouth with green teeth and black

 

[AntDog]

Full pouty rotten witch lips. He shouted...

 

[makariotes]

get behind me satan! and he pulled

 

[makariotes]

a Rodent 3 out of his boot,

 

[Tom Kanik]

Off the road and into a cemetary

 

[makariotes]

All at the same time, really fast

 

[makariotes]

as he stuck the Rat into her

 

[Tom Kanik]

She wiggled and giggled "do it more!"

 

[makariotes]

he realized she was a masochist also

 

[makariotes]

so he obliged gladly, making a mess

 

[Tom Kanik]

All over the car and her clothes

 

[makariotes]

And her already ugly, saggy greenish breasteses

 

[makariotes]

but she wouldn't stop giggling, so he...