7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[Tom Kanik]

He then proceeded with the rest of her

 

[makariotes]

filthy, raggedy, and disgusting eerie witchy figure

 

[Tom Kanik]

By the time he was done cutting

 

[makariotes]

her tongue out, he was ready for

 

[Tom Kanik]

A hot shower and some hot food

 

[makariotes]

He had visions of guacamole and chips

 

[Tom Kanik]

Along with tacos and some Spanish rice

 

[makariotes]

the carnage had awaken his hoggish hunger

 

[Tom Kanik]

And when a Hog is really hungry

 

[Tom Kanik]

He gets ready to eat his supper...................

 

[makariotes]

bones and all, so he chopped the...

 

[Tom Kanik]

Chopped the witch into bite-sized pieces

 

[AntDog]

Then left to a Mexican restaurant. Enchiladas,

 

[Tom Kanik]

He fed the witch to some hogs

 

[makariotes]

Dutch hogs, they loved witch guacamole, tasty!!

 

[AntDog]

Beef, chicken, and cheese enchiladas he craved...

 

[makariotes]

salsa, then remembered he was in Amsterdam...

 

[AntDog]

Ahhhhh, he needed to fly to Acapulco

 

[makariotes]

then remembered knives are illegal in Mexico....

 

[makariotes]

he needed to break the spell, so he...