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I just got mine and I really like it. Everyone should have one.

Paul

PS....Did I mention that I really like it???:cool:
 
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Originally posted by glockman99


Hey, now wait one damn minute!...This isn't the "Mice For Knives" trade forum!...(That's over on page 27.)..


Ok Ok , To all the people who ordered mice ,,, They Are On The Way !
Stop emailing me :( Who ever missed out on the mice ,,, I have a few left . They are choice Bu ... Only a few left . Get them while you can .


Alll other post for mice will be on page 27 !!!!!!
In the mice for knives forum .

Sorry glockman99 I should have known :)
 
Originally posted by OwenM
Keeping posts like this alive should be a community effort.
There are 15,000 members here.
What a bunch of slackers:rolleyes:
Hey, I resemble that remark--next thing you know we'll all be expected to contribute useful and pertinent information here. What's the world coming to?
 
What a cheap way for someone to add to their post count. I should know, this is my second post in this lame thread. :rolleyes: :D
 
What a cheap way for someone to add to their post count. I should know, this is my second post in this lame thread.

I resemble that remark. This is a serious topic. The technical expertise in this tread is above and beyond any similar information you could obtain in any other venue.
 
Originally posted by Practical Use
I resemble that remark. This is a serious topic. The technical expertise in this tread is above and beyond any similar information you could obtain in any other venue.

I stand corrected sir. :rolleyes: :D
 
Polysorbate 60 is found in both hydrocortisone cream and Twinkies. Mmmmmmmmmmm...Twinkie massage.
 
I recently had a dream that my non-existent dog told me the following:

"What mescaline does is it:

1. ups the information input bandwidth
2. intensifies attention (or perhaps shortens attention span, resulting in the need for great attentional memory for each slice of time)
3. speeds up thought processes, particularly association-forming

In this way, the mescaline-fuelled mind leaps and bounds on the information stream that is our world, and as such has greater perception of trends which might otherwise be missed. In flitting over the minutiae, we obtain an outline of the whole.

The model also predicts a greater (information) throughput, but the overactive associator often forms connections that may seem spurious or even insane to the baseline mind. Thus the task of sobriety is to act as a primary filter, to prepare drug-frenzied work for consumption by the masses.

I bet my pupils are as wide as saucers now. I must look like an insane wandering writer, stooped over my notebook at a cafe, staring into the pages and writing like a mad fiend from Hell. Now that would be bad, to have a(nother) full blown trip about becoming Satan."
 
Sounds alot like another forum I used to visit :) May have to visit it one day when I'm bored !
 
At least leave some usefull info, like a bunch of OXYMORONS.



Act naturally

Found missing

Resident alien

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Safe sex

Airline food

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Government organization

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Legally drunk

Silent scream

Living dead

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt head

Military intelligence

New classic

Synthetic natural gas

Christian Scientists

Passive aggression

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Temporary tax increase

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Microsoft Works

Fire Water

Jumbo Shrimp

And on top of thatadd this:

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger.
There is no apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
French fries in weren't invented in France
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Quicksand is slow.
Boxing rings are square.
A Guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
Writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
You can make amends but not one amend.
You comb through annals of history but not a SINGLE annal.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
Teachers taught, preachers don't praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If you wrote a letter, could you have you bote your tongue?
People recite at a play and play at a recital.
Ship by truck and send cargo or a truck by ship.
Noses run and feet smell.
Park on driveways and drive on parkways.
Lift a thumb to thumb a lift.
Table a plan in order to plan a table.
A slim chance and a fat chance are the same, but a wise man and wise guy are opposites..
Overlook and oversee are opposites, but quite a lot and quite a few are the same.
How can a person be "pretty ugly?".
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable?
Where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
A house can burn up as it burns down.
Fill in a form by filling it out.
An alarm clock goes off by going on.
Why is "crazy man" an insult, while to insert a comma and say "crazy, man!" is a compliment.
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.


I'm done.
 
It was a smooth transaction. Everything was exactly as described. Thumbs up. I would not hesitate to post in this thread again.
 
Originally posted by T. Erdelyi

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Okay, what the hell kind of sweetbread have I been eating? Is that some kind of mainland thing?
 
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