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Ok, so there is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.

So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,
'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'

'OK,' says the guy.

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
'You have one wish.'

The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.

He tells the barman,
'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.'

The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?
 
Originally posted by Clydetz
My old Jersey is in the rag bag. Work is a hop, skip & a jump from NJ Turnpike exit 12; home is 6.5 miles from there. How ya be?
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Formally of exit 11 the largest exit ramp in Jersey, I left in 86' to get away from my alcoholic, bar fightin', buddies, now the've all moved here, I guess I'll have to go west.

Other than that I be just fine.:cool: :D
 
Would not have missed this one for the world ............ three cheers for Iron-Wolf.......................... :)
 
that it's the same people posting in here over and over again?? What the hell are the other thousands of members out there doing anyway??...... ::feels the lurkers eyeing him:::eek:
-Kevin
 
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