A device for naturally sharpening your knives

Howard Wallace · Mar 19, 2005

See it at http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7308622623&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT .

stevomiller · Mar 19, 2005

Inconceivable!!! (ala the Princess Bride)

Jebadiah_Smith · Mar 19, 2005

I dont get it.

raghorn · Mar 19, 2005

Sounds like taurus to me.

Roadrunner · Mar 19, 2005

You have got to be kidding me.

Thomas Linton · Mar 19, 2005

Could be someone is having fun at vendor's expense. I once saw a jack plane described as a tape dispenser at an estate sale.

Some are just clueless about tools.

munk · Mar 19, 2005

That guy should also be selling pet rocks.

munk

stevomiller · Mar 19, 2005

I think it is actually a primitive version of the Austin Powers !@#%$ Pump

raghorn · Mar 19, 2005

stevomiller said:
I think it is actually a primitive version of the Austin Powers !@#%$ Pump

A storage compartment for one's mojo, perhaps?

munk · Mar 19, 2005

We should locate this man, this J.T., the one who made his mark on the device. Locate him and pry this and other secrets from him.

munk

stevomiller · Mar 19, 2005

Oh Raggy, behave Baby! Yeah! It's for your ball and biscuit!

raghorn · Mar 19, 2005

stevomiller said:
Oh Raggy, behave Baby! Yeah! It's for your ball and biscuit!

LOL!

8 9 10

stevomiller · Mar 19, 2005

Hey Raggy, I just noticed that you have a peyote under your nicorettes? How did you get that and what does it mean?

Totally off topic, any of you guys like Napolean Dynamite? Pedro for President.........

stevo

Jebadiah_Smith · Mar 20, 2005

I caught you a delicious bass.

Aardvark · Mar 20, 2005

Glad you found this, Howard. Never could figure out how to use the chakmas.

Is this kind of like 'breast enlargement while you sleep'?

stevomiller · Mar 20, 2005

Jeb,

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

stevomiller · Mar 20, 2005

Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate...

Aardvark · Mar 20, 2005

Whatever you guys are smoking, you get negative rep points for not sharing!

stevomiller · Mar 20, 2005

Aardvark said:
Glad you found this, Howard. Never could figure out how to use the chakmas.

Is this kind of like 'breast enlargement while you sleep'?

Does that stuff really work? I mean, like if it does, I am so there! Uh, like, for my wife. Honest. Totally. And the chakmas? Just use them like your chakrams.

stevomiller · Mar 20, 2005

Aardvark said:
Whatever you guys are smoking, you get negative rep points for not sharing!

Are you threatening me? I think you are threatening me!

I think that I am untouchable! My 2 green buckteeth are unchanging ~ no more, no less.

We would share but you first need a doctors prescription. By the way, watch Napolean Dynamite and you can fit in and act moronic like me and Jeb. Honest.

stevo

PS :they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.