A device for naturally sharpening your knives

The only thing we can be certain of is that it belongs to soft rock legend James Taylor.

Possibly it's a wooden martini olive carrying case.

The point helps it stand up when James can't.

What an annoying object. I hate it. :mad:



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Uncle Yvsa, you think I look like a Tucker now? Beats what I was thinking. I thought that I went from buckteef to a hillbilly smile :footinmou

But thank you just the same :) I was feeling so unconnected!
 
stevomiller said:
Uncle Yvsa, you think I look like a Tucker now? Beats what I was thinking. I thought that I went from buckteef to a hillbilly smile :footinmou

But thank you just the same :) I was feeling so unconnected!
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Just remember Steve that the Tucker is an old and very valuable vehicle that was way before its time.;) :D
Much too be admired.:cool:
 
Ad Astra said:
What an annoying object. I hate it. :mad:

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laughing out loud for about 3 minutes now .. :D :D :D :D
 
stevomiller said:
Hey Raggy, I just noticed that you have a peyote under your nicorettes? How did you get that and what does it mean?

Totally off topic, any of you guys like Napolean Dynamite? Pedro for President.........


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Yeah! Sweeeet!
 
Double A, I ROFFLMAO for that one! You slayed me! :D

Yvsa, after seeing "Total Recall" I've been partial to things sporting three headlights! :p If I had one of those I'd just be Tuckered-out :footinmou :D

Good to see that there is more goofballs here that liked Napolean. I hated it the first time that I watched it; watched it again since my sister gave it to me for Christmas and the boys dug it. Liked it a little more. Watched it a third time and was rolling on the floor. I think that Rex's motto should be adopted by all us Cantina He-men when we are fighting off Danny's space critters while barbequeing at Munks compound ~
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
 
Howard Wallace said:
Someone dinged me rep points for posting this.
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After I posted this you guys gave me a lot of positive rep, which burried the red chiklet, and turned me from a "jewel in the rough" to a "really nice guy." Thanks.

Back when I was a jewel and got the neg rep I felt kind of bad about offending the gentleman. Since I had so much fun getting to "really nice" my viewpoint has changed.

I think I'll go looking for some more twits to offend!

:)
 
raghorn said:
And thus another rep-point 'ho is born... :D
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It all started with "Come here, little boy, let me give you this nice green chicklet."

Woe, woe is me. My life is ruined.


I've got to ...





I've got to ...






I've got to sing the blues.





The House of the Big, Curved One



There is a house down in cyberspace
Where they use the big curved one,
And it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy
And me, oh god, I’m a-one

My friend he was a sailor,
He found these big khukuris,
His buds, they gave me chiklets, lord
It was the riun of me.

Now the only thing a khuknut needs
Is a knife and wood to chop
And the only time he’s satisfied
Is when chiklets start to drop.

He fills his glasses up to the brim
And he’ll pass the khuks around
And the only pleasure he gets out of life
Is ramblin’ from town to town

Oh tell my baby sister
Not to do what I have done
But shun Bill’s house in cyberspace
Where they use the big, curved one.

Well, it’s one foot on the platform
And the other foot on the train
I’m goin’ back to cyberspace
To wear that ball and chain

I’m a-goin’ back to old Bill’s place
My race is almost run
I’m goin’ to the Cantina, lord
With my big curved one

There is a house in cyberspace
Where they use the big, curved one
It’s been the ruin of many poor boy
And me, oh god, I’m a-one
 
Email sent on the wooden whet stone!

Unfortunately I have to spread some reputation around...you know the drill.

I'm very glad that we settled teh mystery of natural sharpening!

...what is that thing? I guess that could be a belt hook--in which case I guess it could be a quiver or something along those lines. It seems more likely that the slot on the collar is to mount the tube to something else. Could it be an instrument case of some kind--or possibly a mortar round tube?

One thing is for sure, the seller properly listed the style as "Naive Primitive" (which I assume refers to the writing style in the description).

oh, not mine.
 
The House of the Big, Curved One

GGLIH... GGLIH... GGLIH... OMG

Those COULD be acronyms for something like, "Great Good Lawd In Hevvin... Oh My Gosh"

but instead it's the approximation of the choking laugh I spewed out to the stares of cow-workers.... I actually went "GGLIH... GGLIH... GGLIH... OMG... gahhh!" when I read this Chiclets/Cactus-worthy gem.


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bismark77 said:
...what is that thing? I guess that could be a belt hook--in which case I guess it could be a quiver or something along those lines. It seems more likely that the slot on the collar is to mount the tube to something else.

One thing is for sure, the seller properly listed the style as "Naive Primitive".
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Well Bis triggered an old memory with the word, "quiver.":eek: Actually I have seen something similar too this thing before but it didn't have a cover on it like this thing does.
A long time ago my Uncle Bud, who liked all kinds of weapons as I do, had some unique items.
One was a small wooden quiver with several curare tipped darts in it from South America.:eek: Uncle Bud came up with the damndest stuff at times, wish I could.:D :cool: ;)
I wish I could remember it in detail but it seems like it had a similar carved hook on it so that it could be slipped over a belt.
I doubt that's what this thing is though as the darts in Uncle Bud's quiver stuck out quite a ways above its top, but the similarity is striking.:D
 
Could it be...

The end of a drapery pole which either came off as the glue dried, or was made to slip off so that the round hangers for the drapes could be slid off?

:confused:






funky computer still.
 
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