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Falch

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so, i just had to post this one! it may be very offtopic from what this forum should contain, but what the hell, it's worth it!

behold the meaning of ....eating bacon(?)



(not mine originaly, so to whom ever owns it, all credits to you!!!)

Falch
 
So true. The smell of frying bacon is irresistable. A couple of my friends are vegetarians, and they admit the thing they miss the most is bacon.
 
I was having breakfast at Bon's Off Broadway the other day (as usual) and, of course, ordered my $2.99 breakfast with bacon.

"Burnt, burnt, burnt," I said, as I always do. The waitress was new.

"Crisp bacon," she said.

"Burnt," I said.

"Like really burnt?" she asked.

"Honey," I said, "you bring me bacon the same colour as this coffee and I will tip you five bucks on a three dollar meal."

Man, that was some good bacon.
 
I worked with a guy that claimed he ate one pound of bacon every day. What he did not eat for breakfast he would pack as lunch on sandwich.



He died of a massive stoke at 32 years of age.

HUMMMMMM

Probably just a coincidence

Dern that bacon is good.........

:p
 
riddleofsteel said:
I worked with a guy that claimed he ate one pound of bacon every day. What he did not eat for breakfast he would pack as lunch on sandwich.



He died of a massive stoke at 32 years of age.

HUMMMMMM

Probably just a coincidence

Dern that bacon is good.........

:p
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Maybe not such a coincidence. He might have known, on some deeper level, that he was going to die young, so he (heroically) ate all the bacon he could before the Good Lord called him home. After all he had to eat a lifetime's worth of bacon in a mere 32 yrs. That calls for drastic measures! Man I'm getting hungry.
 
My camping breakfast this morning.

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You guys are killing me. Not only is the "bacon" here in Japan expensive, it`s flavorless. They don`t cure it or smoke it or anything. They just slice it and let it dry slightly. I love you guys like brothers......but I`d kill you all with a rock for a couple pounds of good salty, smokey bacon fried up nice and crisp.
 
How can you eat burnt bacon, misanthropist. I like my bacon borderline between crisp and chewy to the point where you cant break it off if you bend it.

Chosen-frozen said:
You guys are killing me. Not only is the "bacon" here in Japan expensive, it`s flavorless. They don`t cure it or smoke it or anything. They just slice it and let it dry slightly. I love you guys like brothers......but I`d kill you all with a rock for a couple pounds of good salty, smokey bacon fried up nice and crisp.
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aww that is no good! My family buys local bacon in slabs and cuts them ourselves- its tasty!
 
Hahah, that's funny. Maxim magazine always has a tiny section called "Bacon Porn" and it's pretty entertaining.
 
Keith_H said:
How can you eat burnt bacon, misanthropist. I like my bacon borderline between crisp and chewy to the point where you cant break it off if you bend it.
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YAHHH!!! That's terrible!

I like six strips of extremely salty carbon with my eggs! I like it fried to the point that there is no fat left...or meat, or any other organic compounds! I want it to break when the waitress sets the plate on the table...it should be fragile as glass!

No, but seriously, have it how you like it, bacon is awesome.
 
Millhouse said:
So true. The smell of frying bacon is irresistable. A couple of my friends are vegetarians, and they admit the thing they miss the most is bacon.
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bacon is a vegetable!

Misanthropist I'm your bacon antithesis; I like my bacon cooked just enough to make sure I won't get sick.
 
I had beef bacon the other day, it was alright, great if you don't eat pork for religious reasons.
 
Damn you guys crack me up!!

It surely it one of the best things about camping, B&E for breakfast all the way.
BTW I'm a slightly crispy sorta guy.
 
There are only two food items that i know of that can make *anything* better.


Bacon & Peanut Butter



Anyone try peanut butter on their bacon?
 
I always sprinkle bacon bit's in my jar of peanut butter, just for the added crunch.

My Grandmother used to make these sugared dough thingies "that's a technical term" fried in bacon grease, I'm sure when I die, the mortitian will find one of those things lodged in the lining of my heart, but they were soooooooooooooo good.
 
i've had a bacon and peanut butter sandwich. It was exactly as good as it sounds.

which is to say, FRIGGIN DELICIOUS
 
BoxANT said:
There are only two food items that i know of that can make *anything* better.


Bacon & Peanut Butter



Anyone try peanut butter on their bacon?
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I will challenge your statement sir. I believe the item you intended to accompany bacon on this short list was Ranch, because that is the only correct answer.
 
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