a funny flowchart, but soo true!

[eomeo]

I will challenge your statement sir. I believe the item you intended to accompany bacon on this short list was Ranch, because that is the only correct answer.

If you're looking for a sauce that improves your foods, the only choice is a custom honey mustard.

 

[Joel Stave]

This pretty much says it all (source: xkcd.com):

 

[texastonydobbs]

I love turkey bacon,man it taste great and has more meat less fat......

 

[Keith_H]

I think that butter is one of the the only things.

 

[Jenner 515]

Now there is not only bacon to consider...

Growing up with a Grandmother that'd butcher and cure her own bacon and hams...let us not forget Pork Chops cooked just right so you get that crispy edge to them...Or when all those crispy edges are cooked on their own...

Chicharrones we called them.

My Grandfather would eat a sandwich of real butter, and Chicharrones, all on a flour tortilla, when he died from a heart attack I was the LEAST surprised person ever.

You'd think I'd change but I still like Bacon.

 

[Christian]

Slightly chewy or burned to a crisp- bacon is king. I must say, however, that my preferrences lean towards 10 slices of 1/4 in. thick peppered bacon fried slightly crisp and slapped between two slices of crisp sourdough toast w/ mayo. YUM! Heat attack special!:thumbup:

 

[3wolves]

There are only two food items that i know of that can make *anything* better.


Bacon & Peanut Butter



Anyone try peanut butter on their bacon?

Don't forget tabasco sauce:thumbup:.

 

[ghostguy6]

Damn you! now I want bacon but all the stores are closed for the night

 

[Jeff Clark]

So you might say that he had it coming since the time he tapped on my window at 3:00 AM and asked if he could borrow a box of .38 S&W ammo (after all I took care of him even though that 38 short stuff is a lot harder to come by than .38 special). So around 2:30 one morning another friend and I came down with serious munchies when we were low on cash. We thought of Don "owing me one" so we drove over and snuck up to his window and knocked. He asked what we wanted and we said, "bacon, preferably thick sliced and while you're at it those bacon sandwiches are specially good on sesame hamburger buns (if you have any)." He was pissed off, but he knew that the karma was on my side. He delivered all the fixings for my favorite bacon-bacon burger sandwich. I was thinking of asking him to cook it, but that might have woken up his mother so I passed.

Such is the value of bacon.

 

[Azazello]

He who would sacrifice bacon for good health deserves neither.

----Benjamin Franklin