a MOM would be cool

[BePrepared]

$250 is my vote...

 

[adrock1978]

Listen, if I had your MOM and a BJ I wouldn't have to be so hard on my SLUT. In the mean time I'll just play with my Pork Shank.

 

[retrocon]

If MOABs are north of two grand, what's a MOM going to go for?

Tips?

 

[Boru13]

Listen, if I had your MOM and a BJ I wouldn't have to be so hard on my SLUT. In the mean time I'll just play with my Pork Shank.

HAHAHAHAHA

That is priceless

 

[Bowman1911]

Naw, MOM needs a Resperine C handle so she's easy on the fondling. I mean with motherhood comes age, & with age comes arthritis, so my MOM would want to be easy on my hands & my hands would wanna be easy on my MOM so...

 

[BePrepared]

your MOM is easy on my hands....

(okay, i had to do that... don't hate me)

 

[Bowman1911]

your MOM is easy on my hands....

(okay, i had to do that... don't hate me)

Yeah but your hands ain't easy on my MOM!
Wait, what?

 

[BePrepared]

Touche... lol! :foot: