A quick Moose Contest....Play along if you wish

[Moosez45]

Just a quick one, shouldn't tak too long. Quick and easy.

Put a funny caption with these photos. PG 13 and funny. Ok, maybe R rated, but it better be funny. Too much and you catch an infraction.

Make me laff, and I'll give you something. Probably pointy and steel. Oh, and it will be from my personal stock.

Make it funny, I want Jeff and Derek to laff out loud, and smack their knee.

Moose

 

[TxSxB]

"I don't always chop trees down with my .45, but when I do, I prefer to open my lager afterwards with my BK-9."

 

[Flexxx]

working on it now.

will edit in a few minutes......

Good to go

I use the Becker BK9 because the Junglas is a piece of shit, try and take my BK9 and you will get a cap in the ass.

Ethan's thoughts: HAHA look at those Boobs.
Derek thoughts: Damn I hope these knives will take the view off my Boobs.

 

[Bladite]

behold my empire oh minions and tremble... molon lager

ethan to derek: okay, you're ready to train, now block this bottle, hey, look at erica's photoshoot over there, THUD, i said block!

 

[pitdog]

" Touch my beer and I'll shove this tree where the sun don't shine, touch my Becker and I'll shoot ya ass !!!"

 

[pitdog]

" Cough, splutter......Your gonna remove my beard with what !!!! "

 

[pitdog]

" Now why the hell would ya think I'm a redneck ?"

 

[One Legged Josh]

This thong is ridin high, if he dosnt take that picture soon.... Im going to shoot him!

 

[pitdog]

Tell me when the camera's ready and I'll show ya some real juggling !"

 

[HandofCod]

 

[Murphnuge]

Ethan:"No Derek, you can't trim my beard. At least not if that's the best you can do with yours. Dammit man, what'd you use a Junglas?!"

 

[pitdog]

" You can put the knives down Derek, I was joking about giving you these suppositories !"

 

[Vanguard41xx]

 

[gundude73]

"you got a purdy mouf"

derek "2 BK6's and a cooler. im ready for TEOTWAWKI"
ethan "dont forget the stogies!"

 

[SaturatedShadow]

"Hey Ethan, hold up them cigars."

 

[Murphnuge]

"Now that I chopped down the tree with my sidearm and cut off my hat patch with this 9 , I'm gonna finish this brew, hop in the gator and pick up the ol lady for some swamp riding at Trade's."

 

[Parke1]

Ethan seemed a bit nervous about the upcoming juggling exhibit, but hey, what's the worst that could happen?

 

[ocnLogan]

Gas... the real reason that Derek is smiling...

 

[mammoth29]

"NO I don't have a Basset Hound hiding under my shirt, why do you ask?"

 

[B.Mauser]

Ill give it a shot. :thumbup:

Touch my Becker knife again and the tree dies!

....And then when the zombies come I could totally protect you! Come on Unkie E, there's got to be room in your house for me somewhere....