A quick Moose Contest....Play along if you wish

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Over-compensating for something? Who me?
 
moosez45 said:
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He can cut down entire trees with just his stare.
He can accomplish any task with one hand gripping a 1911.
He scratches his balls with a BK-9.
He is Jeff Randall.
"I don't always drive when I drink, but when I do, I prefer John Deere Gator."
 
" You've watched me cut up this tree all morning and now your saying it's the wrong one, I think your gonna have a little race with Mr 9mm buddy !"

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" You'll be fine just stand the beer on ya head, if I miss with the gun I'll get it with the knife !"

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" The last two people who laughed at my man boobs ended up in a garbage can and a cooler box !!!"

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"Only steers and queers dont come to gatherings son......"

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o yeh, but sometimes derek makes it......
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"He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day....Hey buddy put the gun down I'm only messin with ya !"


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So far, Handofcod is winning, just so you know. :D

Moose
 
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