A quick Moose Contest....Play along if you wish

[Captain28]

One half naked girl short of a full blown horror flick.

 

[Cobra281]

God I'm cool.

"Ethan, you ever watch Saturday Night Live ? Check out my Belushi Samurai imitation "

 

[Bladite]

Ladies! TAKEN!

Ladies! TAKE HIM :>

 

[cbwoods67]

Yeah, I sharpened these with a nail file. Wanna make somethin' of it?

 

[s7brad]

Attempting to be the next Billy Dee Williams, Jeff was confused when he tried out to be the spokesman for Colt .45 malt liquor.

 

[s7brad]

Or Jeff after a long hard day of livestock molestation.

 

[Moosez45]

Attempting to be the next Billy Dee Williams, Jeff was confused when he tried out to be the spokesman for Colt .45 malt liquor.

Hey, just for the record, that was my Colt.

And my beer.

Moose

 

[s7brad]

C'mon, Ethan........ Picture me like this in a bikini... We could sell millions!

 

[Bladite]

Hey, just for the record, that was my Colt.
And my beer.
Moose

he makes them look GOOD :>

 

[redmech]

I just about have the trigger part done of my figure four trap, I should have enough sycamore left over after building the trap for a friction fire.....now which one to use for bait?? I might catch a Becker Head here in a few weeks.:thumbup::thumbup:

Hey Ethan is it true that when I hold my Beckers vertically, that it has a slimming effect on camera?

Ethan, "Oh yeah it sure does, now can I get by you to put some more hotdogs in your cooler?

 

[tradewater]

Now then, any other smart remarks about my Christmas tree?

No, really Derek, you do look like Jeff Randall, just in a Donny Osmond kind of way....

......

 

[1066vik]

Son, you open that cooler real slooowww --- and if I see any lite beer, that cooler won't be the only thing full of silver bullets around here...

Like the girls keep telling you - sometimes, size DOES matter...

 

[Idaho Guy]

I already told you, no I don't think they make you look fat........snicker

 

[Moosez45]

Handofcod, still winning, but, I'm laffin'.

I oughta call El Jeffe and check to see if he's seen it yet.

Naw, I'll call him tomorrow.

Moose

 

[BushOgre]

This here is my patented Beaver Trap. The ladies love my trap.
I love me some beaver.

Ethan: Wanna pretend I am Bill Clinton and you are Monica......again?
Derek: I made a poopie!!!!!!

 

[BushOgre]

HEADLINE
The Special Olympics' failed attempt at wilderness training.
Ethan was later interviewed exclaiming " I love those silly bastards"

 

[ocnLogan]

Headline: Local Boy Does Well!

Ethan: "hehe, way to go tiger..."

 

[ocnLogan]

Ethan: "Careful there Derek, last time someone swung those blades around, their fingers ended up in this here bag"

 

[BushOgre]

I like long walks on the beach, My Little Pony conventions and listening to Barry Manilow.

 

[ocnLogan]