A quick Moose Contest....Play along if you wish

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Ark isn't proud of those days. He's with us now.
 
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Representing the deadly and rowdy Beckerhead in this episode of Deadliest Warrior is the father of the Machax and beard enthusiast Ethan Becker. Wielding (albeit awkwardly ) the Machaxes for the Beckerheads is the taco fueled latin loafer Derek Haltom.
 
Just a quick one, shouldn't tak too long. Quick and easy.

Put a funny caption with these photos. PG 13 and funny. Ok, maybe R rated, but it better be funny. Too much and you catch an infraction.

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Moose
....and I say six wheels is better than four......sissy.
 
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Shoot man, hold my beer...........I'ma about to do something bitchin!

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I'm not smiling because I shaved my filthy junk with these knives. I am smiling because I shaved my filthy junk with these knives, and they are not mine!
 
I use to use ESEE until I found out they arent for gay mexicans. So, now when I need a knife I use Becker! Keep them sharp my friends!
 
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"Y'all found what kinda white powder on my gear?"
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"I've seen some dumb lookin' mannequins in my life but this one takes the cake." "No way in hell I'm using it to try and sell knives."

Or,
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Becker, knives and a Tool.
 
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Ok, we seem to have died off a little. Seems it has run its course.

I'll let it go until later tonight, but unless someone swoops in and drops a laff bomb, I know who's gonna win. :D

Thank ya'll, I have been laffin' my ass off. :D

Moose
 
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Dog gone it .I got dog poop on the bottom of my boot.

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Don't worry Jeff, I'll get off with my two knives.
 
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