A quick Moose Contest....Play along if you wish

[TwinStick]

[QUOTE

1-This BK9 is SO manly & cool, i had to hold my beer & pull out my gun, just to take some attention away from it---Damn you Ethan Becker.

2-I WISH mine hung as low as the BK9 in this pic.

3-Keep talking smack & i'll put your eye out.

4-So, tell me again, whos knives do you like better ?

[/QUOTE]
1-Derek-Yeah, i got me some man boobs---AND WHAT !!!

2-Ethan-thinking---It's all fun & games till someone gets hurt !

3- Ethan saying---STOP that Derek, you'll put your eye out !

 

[gallonoffuel]

"The beer industry is 99% bullshit."

"...So there I was, hunting feral hogs..."

 

[LECTER]

**reserved for later today**

 

[Silverthorn]

Derek; "Hey Ethan guess where the sheaths are"
Ethan; "So thaaat's why your smiling"

 

[jarodmichael]

Date night in Barlow.

 

[jarodmichael]

Derek: Guess where I hid the third one?
Ethan: Oh God

 

[Murphnuge]

"Flexxx, son...you wanna try that with one of my knives?!"

 

[Murphnuge]

Ethan-"Easy fella, Ark won't be here till the fall gathering."

 

[sharpmind]

for the jeff picture... "Any of you boys ever killed something you loved? bring me that there cow."

 

[pitdog]

" Yes I'm making a spoon, do you have a problem with that boy ?!! "

 

[Silverthorn]

Nobody move or the tree gets it !!!

 

[texastonydobbs]

Jeff: I’m having more fun than a tornado in a trailer park.

Ethan:Iffin youd be more spific bout what your askin I might be able to help youins out.
Ethan laughing at Derek weezing out :If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a June bug.

 

[hughewil]

So you see when you forget your bottle opener a real survivalist fashions his own by carving a notch with his knife...

HAHA no Derek you can't use them to make your taco's.

 

[hughewil]

some folks call em sling blades mmmhmmmm

 

[Moosez45]

Oh damn, some good ones there.

Moose

 

[upnorth]

If that kid brings that banjo out one more time, I'll send him backasswards over that rocking chair.

It was all giggles and schlitz until they remembered the third juggled blade.

 

[texastonydobbs]

Jeff: Well, don’t you look prettier than a glob of butter melting on a stack of Pan cakes!

Ethan: Derek yous about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt

 

[texastonydobbs]

Jeff : Act like you got some raising boy !
You so ugly yer mama takes you everywhere she goes so she doesn't have to kiss you goodbye

Ethan: "GO CUT ME A SWITCH!"


Derek to Ethan :where do you live again ? I won't say it's far, but I had to grease the wagon twice before I hit the main road

Ethan:If dumb was dirt, you'd cover about half an acre

 

[stabman]

"As you can see here, a semi-auto pistol can come in handy for dispatching zombie trees after the knife takes away their mobility."

"No no no, a man with two wives ain't happy...but a man with two knives is."

 

[adamm]

[QUOTE

"kids, one thing about safety, always put your knife down when drinking and shooting"