Advice for the zombie apocalypse

JohnTheTexican

JohnTheTexican

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If you're a couple years into the zombie apocalypse and you find a can of Pringles two years past it's expiration date, DON'T EAT IT!!! Don't even taste it. Trust me on this.

Anyone else have any helpful hints?
 
Raid local dive shop for a chainmail suit and get a hockey helmet. Dont wear tshirt and a crap leather vest. Probably not going to go for a cross bow either.
 
Kevin1367 said:
Raid local dive shop for a chainmail suit and get a hockey helmet. Dont wear tshirt and a crap leather vest. Probably not going to go for a cross bow either.
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Blasphemy, I challenge you to a dual sir. Pistols at dawn. Jk

He is a bad ass and team Gemini all the way. It will find its way back to him, I'm sure.
 
I love me some daryl dixon. Dont get me wrong. Im just saying a cross bow may not be the most sensible option. Those things suck to reload. And there is no way to look cool doing it, which is why you never see him reload that thing "hang on guys cover my while i reload this thing just give me a couple... Ok im good"
 
If I find the Twinkie factory at that point. May God have mercy on anyone who tries to get in my way. :eek::D
 
If some dude with a mullet tells you he's a scientist and to take him to DC,, drop him
 
Kevin1367 said:
I love me some daryl dixon. Dont get me wrong. Im just saying a cross bow may not be the most sensible option. Those things suck to reload. And there is no way to look cool doing it, which is why you never see him reload that thing "hang on guys cover my while i reload this thing just give me a couple... Ok im good"
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I call you out on this sir.

Witness exhibit A

Might want to mute it. Lol.
 
The look of struggle on his face and a near miss zombie attack further proves my point. I'm not saying he isnt a bad ass. All I am saying is a crossbow is not a good choice. I have taken all the online quizzes that say I am a zombie expert so...
 
Strike that. I'm staying at home. I'll be in the attic or on the roof with more rounds of ammo than citizens in my town.
 
rcb2000 said:
If some dude with a mullet tells you he's a scientist and to take him to DC,, drop him
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Stock up on canned tuna. It's good to eat at least 3 years past expiration date. I'm using the suppressed 45 and a TG14. The Colt M4 is with me as well...but makes too much noise. And make sure you shoot any kid named Noah who wants to take you to get his Dad. And don't believe anything you hear about refuge camp that is just up these railroad tracks a bit.
 
Not eating yellow snow still seems like sensible advice....even after the dead have risen and society has collapsed...
 
Contrary to traditional wisdom you'll want to stay close to the crazy lady with the big sword.
 
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