After Sale Lounge

Some dickhead started texting me just before the first one and I completely missed it. Then, same dickhead starts texting me again right before the second and I stupidly start replying. Almost like he knew exactly what he was doing, the dickhead.
 
If a CoCK screams in the woods after missing out on a sale, and no one is around to hear it, does it make noise?
I have been completely out of touch with these random sales, usually seeing them hours after they happened. That said, today, I was around, and thought about it and was about to get set up and serious. Now, I had not cracked out the tissues and the Lubriderm or anything like that, but it was going to be good. Then my phone pings and I fell right into the trap. Not once, but twice. Diabolical and highly intellectual, well played.
 
I have been completely out of touch with these random sales, usually seeing them hours after they happened. That said, today, I was around, and thought about it and was about to get set up and serious. Now, I had not cracked out the tissues and the Lubriderm or anything like that, but it was going to be good. Then my phone pings and I fell right into the trap. Not once, but twice. Diabolical and highly intellectual, well played.
I'm not going to touch that.

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