I still can't believe I was the first on a high-demand sale like this one!  I think the best I've ever done in previous sales was around 8 or 9.  So when the sale ad came up, I quickly scrolled down and hit post, and waited and waited and waited...
When the screen finally refreshed, it showed me as the first poster, but I knew that was BS - The last sale it initially showed me as the first poster, but when I refreshed the screen, I was really #12.  So I sat there for a few moments relishing the thought that for a moment,
I was the first poster.  Then I finally refreshed the screen, expecting to find myself # 15 or 20.  But then it refreshed and still showed me as the first poster.  I was sure something was wrong, so I refreshed it a couple more times.
It finally sunk in - I had given up hope of ever acquiring a shiv, given what they are going for on the secondary market.  I think that maybe this one deserves one of those Paul Long sheaths?