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GIVEN: Jerry Busse and INFI have bestowed on us the ability to fight and finally win ancient compromises
be it the age-old battle to hold a razor edge and still stand up to round-house impacts on unforgiving hard stuff
or between the toughness required never to chip or fracture against the strength it takes to withstand the heaviest lateral load a man can muster, even when life itself may hang in the balance.
But when you take a big knife like the original Battle Mistress and beat it like a red-headed stepchild for ten years; when you put it in the hands of men like Cobalt, who has a well-documented and notorious penchant for throwing knives at trees and missingonly to watch his blade go bouncing and skittering across rocks in a dry creek bed; when you chop with it and baton with it and pry with it and abuse it and make it unrecognizably, pitifully filthy and then rely on it to take care of you, without ever worrying about taking care of it
You dont REALLY expect, in the end, to be able to put it in a box, paste a stamp on it, write a rural Ohio address on it, hand it to your friendly neighborhood Postmaster, and within a week receive back something that looks like this:
But when you take a big knife like the original Battle Mistress and beat it like a red-headed stepchild for ten years; when you put it in the hands of men like Cobalt, who has a well-documented and notorious penchant for throwing knives at trees and missingonly to watch his blade go bouncing and skittering across rocks in a dry creek bed; when you chop with it and baton with it and pry with it and abuse it and make it unrecognizably, pitifully filthy and then rely on it to take care of you, without ever worrying about taking care of it
You dont REALLY expect, in the end, to be able to put it in a box, paste a stamp on it, write a rural Ohio address on it, hand it to your friendly neighborhood Postmaster, and within a week receive back something that looks like this: