Am I being too hard on my wife?

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Ok, how about Springer???
 
For some reason - I started singing this song when reading this thread. As a failure in the art of marriage, all I can add to this all to common theme - look out for the signs that all is not well in the camp.


You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it,
But baby, baby I know it...

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes when I reach for you.
And now your're starting to critisize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying,
'Cause baby, something beautiful's dying.

You lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.
We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.
So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.
 
Nordic Viking said:
And don't try asking "what's for dinner?" either, if you don't want FOOD as an answer. :)
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I was at a buddys house hangin' out in the garage when his wife came in,(apparently po'd that the garage was filled with beer swillin' rednecks) when he say's,"Hey what's for dinner?", and she yelled back,"Shit"

Just as quick he yelled back,"Well, only make enough for one, you'll be eatin' alone."

That boy had balls. :eek:
 
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