And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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This is getting good... I am going to run home, pop some popcorn and sign back online to watch the next installment of "The Swamp Beast."
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But then, I don't have a Durba (YET), so Jim will probably stay out of SD. Besides, lookin like that, he might attract an amourous buffalo... now that's scary.

Alan



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Yeah, if Tsimi, in is condition, was accosted by an amorous buffalo he wouldn't know whether to run or brace himself.
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Now THAT"S Scary!!!!
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"VEGETARIAN".............
Indin word for lousy hunter.
 
Wonder if the old gal with the nose full of porcupine quills is still out there? She should just about be a mood-match for anything by now. Let's see....would that produce a Yetillo or a Buffasquatch??
 
Hmmm....I think Ive got a plan.

Let's see, Tsimi/Yeti is out hunting for Durbas across the SE and the cave is only 5hrs. from here. Much closer for you Blues.

Ok, here's the plan; Blues while Jim's off in parts unknown, you swing by the cave and gather some Durba's for bait. Bring a Durba of your own to scare off the bats that guard the place. They know the flag of Nepal mark by sonar and are trained (brutally) to avoid it.

Doc, while he's doing that you must prepare the um..."waiting" room for Jim by covering the padding with cut resistant Kevlar cloth.
Also, post pix of various khuks all over the walls.

Blues get to Doc, avoiding Jim at all costs, place the borrowed Durba's in the room and find cover.

Jim will follow the trail of D's to the room by smell alone. Upon entering the room he'll be entrances by the pile of khuks and dazed by the many fascinating pix on the walls. Doc, this might be your one and only chance to administer the meds. Blues be prepared to sedate Jim and restrain him as required by Doc. Good luck gentlemen, God's speed.


Should you fail in this opperation I disavow any prior knowledge of it, and assert that this post is for theoretical/hypothetical purposes only. Furthermore it has nothing to do with me wanting to keep my Durba safe and sound
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Edit: Me noh lurndt two spel gud.

[This message has been edited by Mccld778 (edited 06-21-2001).]
 
You forgot one thing. The cave is protected by, amongst other things, the dreaded flaming wall of bat guano!!!!

Don't know that I could deal with that.

Plus, all those bat foreskins......
God forebid one of THOSE gets rubbed the wrong way!!!

Blues


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Blues' Knife Pix
 
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"Anyone got a smoke? Mmmm, love that Tsimi....."

[This message has been edited by Blues (edited 06-21-2001).]
 
Y'know I'm always forgeting the flaming wall of bat guano. It's a problem that I'm working on.

Take out the garbage, put the seat down, don't forget the flaming wall of bat guano. I'll get it one of these days.
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Referring earlier to having Vince vouche for your character, you guano-flecked cave dweller, we would if he weren't 6-foot under. The jig is up! Your not fooling anybody, we know you tortured Vince for his password. Probably the last sounds emanating from his terrified mortal soul were his hallowed mix of caps-nocaps letters and numbers. I'm sure he held out as long as he could but honestly, who can stand up to the HI Khuk-under-the-fingernails torture that you execute so well. But for the now, I've gathered up as many Arizona Volunteers as I could, saddled the bears and are to begn this never-ending quest to fight the good fight! For All That Is Necessary For Evil To Flourish Is For Good Men To Do Nothing! So wherever you may be, Fear Not if you hear a mix of War Cries mingled with Growls. Just step aside! For It Is A Good Day To Die!!!!
 
As we approach the cave, a young Volunteers exuberance rules out his better judgement. He shreiks, "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?" Strange how the fight/flight syndrome can manifest itself. Then a steady, locomotive rumbling captures our attention. The bears, one and all,begin to tremble. Never thought I'd live to see this. As the "Old Bear Whisperer" once told me, bears seldom reveal their innermost feelings but if they do. "PAY ATTENTION!" So I dismount from Pooh and order the rest to do likewise, which they do. Suddenly, there before us is the behemoth Khukracabra. Time stands still as the blur of,shiny now--bloody now blades fulfill their destiny. As I gaze at the lifeless forms face-down in the guano my thoughts drift as I too am prostrate at the base of the Khukracabra cave entrance. My mouth attempting to speak suddenly blurts out, "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?" And then he's gone again. I manage to crawl to the nearest highway- 5 miles away and some compassionate truckdriver gives me a lift to the nearest hospital where I now lay in clean white linen. I don't think I'll ever be able to tolerate guano again as on that fine day when I danced with death and lived to dance again.
 
To All my Friends,
"NUTS"! I in all my life have "never" encountered such a group!In proper order! Doc should have you all committed but he can't, cause he's just as nutty as a fruitcake!Blues, deserves a room by himself!The NDN needs to stay in the mountains(poor,poor Barb)! As for the rest of you,the police needs to be called to protect society!To think, some of you have "conned "some sweet ladies into sharing their lives with the likes of you all(poor,poor ladies,SNIFF)!Vince is alive(wouldn't answer the **** door)! By the time he did,"I was kinda busy, had some minor distractions"!Concerning those "Sick" pics!Gentlemen ,I ask you, do they look like a kind ,likeable ,old ,man in a tophat & cape??
"I AM A MAN OF CULTURE & CLASS",now ,I ask, those that know Blues,"Don't you all see the resem. between Blues & those pics."??By the way, "Just scoffed up "another Durba"from Unc. while all of you were trying to make me feel bad, have a change of heart & turn myself in to DOC!! "NEVER"(as I tilt my tophat at a rakish angle,pull my cape around me(have to admit "I do have style)and return to my cave for "more" Research!You people are just plain NUTS but remember, better keep your fingers limber, any one to slow,might lose new UBEDOTD's to the cave! Bwaaaa!!
jim
 
Infrared photos captured earlier in the vicinity of the Cave Of Research...

Moving in.....

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Searching for the entrance to the Cave....

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What evil may have befallen these brave men?...

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Stay tuned as we bring you developments throughout the day.....
 
Blues,
They have seen the light of reason & have joined the JC Fellowship! They really like my idea of Research!Bwaaaaa!
jim
 
Ayo Ghorupani!!!!

As you can see...jim hasn't said a word about me...
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Hey...its the Soggy Bottom Boys!!!!

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Harry
 
"Incidently, while this forum is peopled largely by lunatics, a great deal can be learned here about Khukuris, knives in general, and dealing with latent dementia."

I still can't say it any better.

Someone should check the ventilation in "The Cave", and with all those Ghorkalis where the heck is he going to fit the danged bears?


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[This message has been edited by Finn (edited 06-22-2001).]
 
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