And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

[Bill Martino]

Seems it's still good for a chuckle or two.

 

[wildmanh]

Ohhh Tsimi...
And somewhere in a quiet room in a hospital in the Sunshine State, a young Wildlife Officer chortles at the thought of The Caped One missing out on yet another Durba...

Looks like the Phantom is back he he he he

 

[Walosi]

IT'S ALL HEBER'S FAULT. Now that we've got that settled, it's good to see the monster once again.

Ben, if you haven't read this, set aside the rest of the weekend and discover the HI Forum unleashed. Life is goooood

 

[Blues]

What numbskull started this thread? And what's it got to do with khukuris?

 

[Walosi]

..uses a color, instead of a name...pink, fuschia, sumpin' like that. Where ya been??? Besides protectin' and servin', that is

 

[Blues]

Just generally makin' a nuisance of myself and dealing with life's little boobytraps.

 

[Bill Martino]

I knew it was too good to be true.

 

[Walosi]

Originally posted by Bill Martino
Seems it's still good for a chuckle or two.

HEHEHEH.....

 

[jim_l_clifton]

NO,S***,NOT BLUES!!:barf:I'm being harrassed,Blues,THAT NDN,Paxton(**** Duck),Wal,AC,Rus, Burke,TownSerg.an Upstart named Rog.!I'm beginning to get a complex! NOT BLUES,can't you find something constructive to do)??WHY are YOU always MESSING UP the "good" that I do?? Keep this up & it will be "VERY" difficult for me to make "SAINTHOOD")!BLUES,is it sooo hard for you to believe I have CHANGED,you know seen "the error of my ways"! Don't you believe in giving a second chance??
jim

 

[Blues]

Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
Don't you believe in giving a second chance??

Yep. Right after the sentence is served.

 

[jim_l_clifton]

Well I can see you haven't changed! Sainthood ?? You didn't for just a wee moment believe it could happen!!I mean ,anything is possible!
jim

 

[ACStudios]

. ...Blues. ... and with a start, our young hero wakes up as if from a long dream. ... or nightmare. For a brief moment, the thought of someone who once fought along side him in a battle of light and dark, good and evil, blew away the fog from his brain, pulling out of the darkness.

Groggily looking around, he hears a strange music in the background, the heavy, cloying scent of incense fills his lungs, and stings his eyes. Reaching up to wipe his brow, his hand glides over a shaved head where once long hair grew. Glancing down, he sees something both wonderful and terrifying. ... a 12" Durba AK stuck in his belt. ...

Then, realization comes crashing down, memories flooding back to his conciousness from a day long ago when he remembered searching through the swamplands of southern Florida. ... on a mission. ... a mission for good. ... a mission to fight evil. ... a mission to find. ... the 'Researcher!'

The instinct to flee sends adrenalin flooding into his body! But something. ...a faint, insistant feeling. ... prevents him from moving. Perhaps it is his imagination, but brief intense images of dancing girls flash through his mind. ... images of unspeakable things with bears, mercenaries and bats. ... Circus clowns, horses and those bears again.! Horrible, yet, strangely compelling. The urge to run fades away, leaving an unsettling, yet weird peaceful feeling. ... a voice in his head tells him that everything is alright. ... no need to worry. ... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. ...

Slowly, a grin spreads across our young hero's face as he nods off. ... slowly, a maniacal laughter begins to fill the cavern (HEE). Quietly, so as not to wake the dosing young man, the group of one legged dancing girls, bears and mercenaries peer at our hero from the shadows. Large bats chitter quietly from the caverns roof high above. ... Has another one gone over to the 'dark side?'


------

Alan
(who may be in need of de-programing soon)

 

[Blues]

Zounds!!!

 

[Blues]

 

[jim_l_clifton]

"YOUNG"HERO!! Hero my***,never mind(I'm streaching for sainthood)! JP should hire you to write movies for him! Whatever you are doing now is horse pucky"! Your calling is writting "fiction"! Only people that can rival you in the imagination dept.is Wal & Paxton!THEY ARE CERTIFIABLE "NUTS"!
jim

 

[jim_l_clifton]

YEP! That's the" uncensored" part of the CAVE! It's where "new" members are entertained! Where's the Duck noW Paxton??
jim

 

[SamuraiDave]

Hey Jim,

I have the last of the Durba Katanas on its way here now. How does it make you feel knowing the end is so close?

 

[Walosi]

...some of those dancing girls had two...well..er..BOTH, yeah, both um, legs...legs, that's it

 

[Teonanacat1]

$#!t I knew the peace and quiet wouldn't last!!!

 

[Bill Martino]

Off and running -- again!!!