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And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...
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The threads to have a way of wandering, don't they?
Good to see you dropping in Blues. I know you schedule must be hectic.
Good to see you dropping in Blues. I know you schedule must be hectic.
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NEWS FLASH!!!
Blues,my brother,WAL,NDN,PAXTON & UNCLE!!This will bring tears to your eyes, I recieved an e mail from Koz, asking for advice on how to handle women!!All this time WE thought he was... well.. "A STUD!!Alas ,it is untrue,thru out the letter he was WIMPERING thats right,"WIMPERING"! Blues ,it was embarrassing ,BUT, me being the Duck... er MAN that I am, I tried to help!It was almost too much even for me!! Started to call THAT NDN & Wal(at my expense)for help! Didn't want them to SEE KOZ THIS WAY, so I didn't!Blues,(tears running down my face)when I asked if he really talks to the lass,he said(I can hardly say this)I say whatever makes her happy & ALWAYS answer by saying, "Yes Dear whatever you say or decide is fine with me"! There is more but I...,I ...! Stick a fork in HIM "HE'S DONE"!There will be MORE later ,"IF"& I MEAN IF,I can pull myself together!Sniff!
JIM
i CAN PULL MYSELF TOGETHER!
Blues,my brother,WAL,NDN,PAXTON & UNCLE!!This will bring tears to your eyes, I recieved an e mail from Koz, asking for advice on how to handle women!!All this time WE thought he was... well.. "A STUD!!Alas ,it is untrue,thru out the letter he was WIMPERING thats right,"WIMPERING"! Blues ,it was embarrassing ,BUT, me being the Duck... er MAN that I am, I tried to help!It was almost too much even for me!! Started to call THAT NDN & Wal(at my expense)for help! Didn't want them to SEE KOZ THIS WAY, so I didn't!Blues,(tears running down my face)when I asked if he really talks to the lass,he said(I can hardly say this)I say whatever makes her happy & ALWAYS answer by saying, "Yes Dear whatever you say or decide is fine with me"! There is more but I...,I ...! Stick a fork in HIM "HE'S DONE"!There will be MORE later ,"IF"& I MEAN IF,I can pull myself together!Sniff!
JIM
i CAN PULL MYSELF TOGETHER!
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We'll see how it all plays out and what turn this thread takes next.
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Tsimi,
One of two things must have happened:
1) You had a dream, as Koz asking you for advice on women is liking asking Otis from the Andy Griffith Show.
2) The duck thing has become a full fledged psychosis. Sad. Thanks Paxton!
One of two things must have happened:
1) You had a dream, as Koz asking you for advice on women is liking asking Otis from the Andy Griffith Show.
2) The duck thing has become a full fledged psychosis. Sad. Thanks Paxton!
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Rog, my son! Inever dream!! Everything is reality!As for women,Just think of me as ERROL FLYNN REINCARNATED!
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Aren't you older than Errol Flynn, Tsimi?
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Bill,
I'm the "IMPROVED" PRODUCT!hMMM,Rog, you're right I do have a slight problem, with PAXTON!!
jim
I'm the "IMPROVED" PRODUCT!hMMM,Rog, you're right I do have a slight problem, with PAXTON!!
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Paxton!! That did it!! I am seriously contemplating RETIREMENT!!
AFTER I GET THE NEXT TWO OR THREE M43'S! THEN HASTA LA VISTA BABY!
NO MORE PAXTON, NO MORE ROG OR COAL, or Wal! I will allow you all to win! NO MORE,ERR... AHHH.. sneakyness! and no more @#$%%^^&*** DUCK! I HATE THAT DUCK!
jim
AFTER I GET THE NEXT TWO OR THREE M43'S! THEN HASTA LA VISTA BABY!
NO MORE PAXTON, NO MORE ROG OR COAL, or Wal! I will allow you all to win! NO MORE,ERR... AHHH.. sneakyness! and no more @#$%%^^&*** DUCK! I HATE THAT DUCK!
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It's those tacos Tsimi!
Those Dog Tacos you favor have put you in a bad mood. I'm sure that after some time to "clear your perspective", you'll feel right as rain. I'd use Charmin by the way.
What would we do w/o you Tsimi?:barf: :barf:
I know what I'd do:
get a M43, a sirupati, a chitlangi, etc, etc ad nauesum ad infinitum.
Those Dog Tacos you favor have put you in a bad mood. I'm sure that after some time to "clear your perspective", you'll feel right as rain. I'd use Charmin by the way.
What would we do w/o you Tsimi?:barf: :barf:
I know what I'd do:
get a M43, a sirupati, a chitlangi, etc, etc ad nauesum ad infinitum.
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You've got him on the run boys!
Then again "never take what your opponent offers you" Sun Tzu (or something close to that )
By the way Tsimi, THERE IS NO RETIREMENT FROM HIKV (ITS A DISEASE NOT A PROFESSION YOU #@$%#@^$@)!! WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS JUST A TEMPORARY REMISSION!! It will come back, just give it some time
Then again "never take what your opponent offers you" Sun Tzu (or something close to that
)By the way Tsimi, THERE IS NO RETIREMENT FROM HIKV (ITS A DISEASE NOT A PROFESSION YOU #@$%#@^$@)!! WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS JUST A TEMPORARY REMISSION!! It will come back, just give it some time
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Tsimi isn't even considering retirement. It's a ruse.
He's waiting for some sympathy or for us to drop our collective guard.
Then:
WAMMO!
He's back with a vengeance!
He's waiting for some sympathy or for us to drop our collective guard.
Then:
WAMMO!
He's back with a vengeance!
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It's an old MA trick Tsimi uses. Make your opponent think you're so tired you're ready to drop and then BAM.
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Uncle,
Old MA trick?? Sniff,"THAT HURTS"!SIGH,"THEIR AIN'T NO,hikv"!
My time has come to retire, to polish K's,to settle down,no more bidding, no more waiting for the Post man!No more fighting with Blues,listening to Wal. "RANT"(ah yes,silence)! Just letting Rob,Bo, & coal get whatever K's they want! Paxton can TAKE THAT DUCK AND SH.....)!Sigh, he can take that duck & make a pic. of him walking into the sunset,a K strapped on his back,with a backpack!It's almost time to....say....sniff!
jim(the old researcher, who tried to teach the right way)
PS.It ain't gonna be the same with Koz,sniff,MARRIED & WHIPPED!
Old MA trick?? Sniff,"THAT HURTS"!SIGH,"THEIR AIN'T NO,hikv"!
My time has come to retire, to polish K's,to settle down,no more bidding, no more waiting for the Post man!No more fighting with Blues,listening to Wal. "RANT"(ah yes,silence)!
Just letting Rob,Bo, & coal get whatever K's they want! Paxton can TAKE THAT DUCK AND SH.....)!Sigh, he can take that duck & make a pic. of him walking into the sunset,a K strapped on his back,with a backpack!It's almost time to....say....sniff!jim(the old researcher, who tried to teach the right way)
PS.It ain't gonna be the same with Koz,sniff,MARRIED & WHIPPED!
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See, there's another version of the same old MA trick. No use trying, you can't fool old Uncle Bill.
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Bill,
I can't blame you for feeling that way!(hanging my head,quietly mumbling)I understand!I am just a kindly, old,researcher who tried to do his best,& did his duty as he saw it! Sigh,Have Paxton show THAT ..
Duck with head bowed walking into the sunset, never to bid on K's again!Blessed Retirement is on the near horizen!
jim
I can't blame you for feeling that way!(hanging my head,quietly mumbling)I understand!I am just a kindly, old,researcher who tried to do his best,& did his duty as he saw it! Sigh,Have Paxton show THAT ..
Duck with head bowed walking into the sunset, never to bid on K's again!Blessed Retirement is on the near horizen!
jim
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:barf: :barf: :barf:
Can I have your khuks Tsimi? You won't need them....
I will go halfsies on postage.
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Rog,
Have you no compassion toward the elderly stove up researcher??
I understand! Sigh, I will leave future bidding to you, collect & enjoy!I will post from time to time to ck. up on how you are doing!
good luck, & be kind to Wal & Paxton!
jim
Have you no compassion toward the elderly stove up researcher??
I understand! Sigh, I will leave future bidding to you, collect & enjoy!I will post from time to time to ck. up on how you are doing!
good luck, & be kind to Wal & Paxton!
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Years ago I had a buddy who had made it to the Olympics as a wrestler -- about 135lb class. At age 55 he was coaching kids 18 to 20 -- wrestling, of course, and would routinely wrestle with them and win. I asked him how he did it -- kids young and strong and he'd go up against all classes, even the heavyweights and still beat them. I'll never forget his answer:
"Gile and deception can overcome youth and strength."
That says it all.
"Gile and deception can overcome youth and strength."
That says it all.
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