Over the weekend I had somebody politely inform me that what I did for a living was illegal. Apparently, I am an illegal weapons manufacturer. In their World, knives are weapons, weapons are either regulated or prohibited and making them in my garage is no different than someone building pipe-bombs in their basement. This was a seemingly respectable, intelligent adult in her late 40's.
No Joke.
My response?... In the company of about 6-8 other folks (who were all staring at me), I calmly replied "Wow, um... perhaps you should do a little research into that completely asinine statement and let me know how that pans out you. Hmmm... regulated or prohibited? Does the food in your house cut itself?" Her response... "Kitchen knives are regulated by the government. You can't use a kitchen knife in a crime." A quick look to her hubby, who was facepalming himself at the time, started me into uncontrollable laughter... I was no good.
The only thing my wife said as she held me under the arm and guided me away was, "Well, at least you didn't have to hit her husband."
Absolute true story.......
Rick
you're wife sounds pretty cool and understanding like mine:thumbup:
I've been that exact same position, and seeing their significant other embarrassed by comments they made is priceless
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