Just so you folks know that we don't make this stuff up, I'll share the photo Mike meant to show where I am in an inverted HALO dive with my strike team (Elliott, Rob, and Mike) behind me as we approach LZ Cocoa Butter at the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Aruba finals last Summer. Unfortunately my `chute did not deploy properly, and I took out 3 judges when I touched down. My team volunteered to sub-judge though, and we (once again) saved the day.

It's hard to find boots that stay on during those 140 mph freefalls.