Another reason to own a Big Sharp Knife.

William Johnson · May 13, 1999

Go to this site, read the info and then imagine your arm is trapped. Do you take a chance and try to remove it slowly or do you hack it off and run like Hell....?

http://funster1.student.harvard.edu/~hoffer/coyote.html

Now let the fun begin.

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God bless!

Romans 10:9-10

"Military" Fans Unite!!

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Burke · May 13, 1999

Omigawd!

Yekim · May 12, 1999

I think my arm would only be the first thing I hack off.....yeesh!

YeK

Strider · May 12, 1999

Love it
Bob

canis · May 12, 1999

A shower in boiling bleach using a steel brush followed by a rinse off in burning rubbing alcohol would be my next order of business...

Good God almighty!

canis

William Johnson · May 12, 1999

AAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

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God bless!

Romans 10:9-10

"Military" Fans Unite!!

Dannyc · May 12, 1999

Geezuz, Shane!!! That pic gave me the willies!!!!! ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan

Gwinnydapooh · May 12, 1999

A quote from Dune that seems appropriate:

"(hacking off your arm and escaping,) there's an animal sort of trick. A human would remain in the trap and await the hunter so he might remove a threat to his kind."

Of course, the reverend mother who said that didn't know what kind of horror a trap could really represent!

Joel Stave · May 12, 1999

What the hell are you all talking about? William, where did you find that goddess? Is she available?

;-)

William Johnson · May 12, 1999

Joel,

I am sorry to inform you that she is available in most cities and states at any bar where the lonely, drunk and desperate hang out.
Happy hunting

WARNING Objects may be "Fuglier" in person.

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God bless!

Romans 10:9-10

"Military" Fans Unite!!

Dave Fulton · May 12, 1999

Oh...my....GAWD!

Forget hacking off my arm and escaping. I couldn't live with myself after that....let alone the nightmares that would come each night until I was completely insane.

I'd just cut my throat and have it over with!

Dave.

copfish · May 12, 1999

Coyote ugly! ARRRGH!

Walter · May 12, 1999

Poster child for planned parenthood,don't let this happen to you.
Walter (the other walt)

Brian Lavin · May 12, 1999

I want to go on record right now, as a representative of the Concerned Coyote Society, as saying that this is an affront to every American Coyote. We will not idly stand by for this sort of slander, surely it is obvious that this thing is what should be properly referred to as a "double-bagger". In the future we hope to see no more references to "coyote ugly", some of my best friends are coyotes. And we have retained counsel, just in case.

Steve45 · May 12, 1999

All I have to say does she have a sister?
I don't want to bust in on any of Joel Stave's ACTION!(just kidding I'd taker if you don't want her Joel)
Steve45

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Stompy · May 12, 1999

Hey, what's Lynn from C--d S---l got to do with this?!!!!! HAHAHA

JH225 · May 12, 1999

O.K.....

Which one of you guy's lives close enough to me to take a picture of my next door neighbor? (BTW, she looks better in the picture)

the4th · May 12, 1999

Jailhack,
You live next door to my mother-in-law? Cool. Tell her I said hi.

Steve45 · May 12, 1999

You guys are bad! I wish I thought of that first, good one! but serriously does she have a sister? She is a HOTTIE!!!!!!

William Johnson · May 13, 1999

Sorry guys no sister to speak of.
I believe the parents committed suicide out of shame and sorrow for cursing to world with such BEAUTY after all how do you top 'perfection'

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God bless!

Romans 10:9-10

"Military" Fans Unite!!