William,
Do you have double puncture marks on the side or back of your neck? Have you recently developed an aversion to sunlight? Does the small of Garlic turn you into a raving maniac?
If so, you may suspect that the friend who's photo you posted is one of Slick Willie's previous interns, or at best, an undercover cop at a knife show in drag.
All I can say is I'm glad I didn't wake up next to it, her, or whatever.