Another tacky "tactical" trend?

You guys don't like the tactical prybar. What's not to like?
I own four of those and carry all them everyday for random tasks and emergency weapons. The holes make the prybar lighter and more aerodynamic for quick nail pulls. Also, it can be used as a garrote. By having 15 feet of paracord on each tool, you can now walk with confidence knowing you are well armed with deadly flying shrapnel. You can now swing your weapon over your head using the full length of the paracord. I am able to swing all four of my tactical prybars in different directions confusing my enemy. The prybars forms a tactical bubble that prevents any attack from my enemy. I fling the weapons at the same time attacking all four limbs leaving my enemy helpless.
I am sorry, the Stanley prybar will not do. Those prybars lack the holes that make aiming these make-shift garrotes more accurate. Are the Stanley prybars made with D2 steel, I don't think so. You have to pay for quality. $190 is not too expensive for a large piece of metal. Maybe you guys didn't notice that it also has a bottle opener. It is like having two tools in one. So you are actually save money.
You guys have to use your heads. This is top quality and I highly recommend it. I no longer fear those baggy pants teens in the mall.
 
Huh?
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Awww, come on you didn't get it? I was making a reference to the fact that not only is it D2, but it genuine Austrian D2!!! Because we all know just how tactical the austrians are yodeling around the mountains and all. :D
 
Well I have to admit that I had to grab a ruler for this one, seeing as how I had nothing else that was 6" at hand :jerkit: . 8" Would be better as 6" puts your hand too close to what you are prying and therby blocking full movement.

Anyone can make a basic pry bar and if you got the tools you can make screwdriver tips, various holes (perhaps as an arrow straightner), etc. :cool:

BTW. When I was a child my tactical lunchbox had a panel of level II kevlar, but I'm much bigger than that now. :D
 
This thread has inspired me. I'm going to tactify my Case stockman. I figure a few swipes with an orange slice will give me a nice grey patina for the background. Then a mustard treatment to make the black tiger stripes. The dandylions in my lawn won't even see me coming before they've been de-animated.
 
I'm sure the price of the pry-bar and probably upcoming hammer (and likely a toilet seat) accurately reflect what our MILITARY will be paying for them after the Govt contracting system is done with them...
 
Blue Jays said:
Hi All- Well for only $4.00 why not order a handful of Stanley prybars and give them to your friends as gifts rather than just ordering one?

~ Blue Jays ~
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I wouldn't give one to my friiends, they'd probably beat me with it.
 
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